Dog Food Woman Lyrics - Singles - Arrogant Worms

Watchin' television one afternoon 

Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon 

Stopped by a station's commercial break 

When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache 

The woman of my dreams is plain in view 

Sellin' me a can of liver stew 

I said dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

You steal my heart, and you take my soul 

Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl 

Now I watch TV 20 hours a day 

Just to watch your commercials play 

If someday your love was in reach 

I'd be all yours honey, you could put me on a leash 

You love that dog, could you love a man? 

I make my own gravy when you show that can 

I said dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

You steal my heart, and you take my soul 

Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl 

I figure the only way she'll notice me 

Is if I buy what she's sellin' on TV 

So I stop at the local shopping mall 

Head to the pet store and buy it all 

Go to the bank and empty my savings 

So I can buy more of what Spot is craving 

Spent all my money by accident 

Can't buy groceries or pay the rent 

Got evicted now I live on the street 

Crunchy kibbles all I got to eat 

My breath is real bad, my tongue's turning black 

But I've got a nice shiny coat of hair on my back 

I said dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

You steal my heart, and you take my soul 

Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl 

(Dogs barking and howling) 

Yeah, take it for a walk! 

I said dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

Dog food (dog food) 

Dog food woman 

You steal my heart, and you take my soul 

Every time I see you fill Fido's bowl