Kill The Dog Next Door Lyrics - Singles - Arrogant Worms

I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind 

Then my neighbour bought a dog 

He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute 

But it still looked like a chihuahua 

He had me over to watch it sit and beg 

It bit my knee, and made love to my leg 

Now it barks all the night and all of the day 

Whenever it's not peeing on my lawn 

I didn't get to sleep last night till very late 

The stupid dog barked and grrrr'd 

I got up late for work and ran to catch the bus 

But I slipped on a turd 

I was certain it wasn't one of mine 

That that dog had crossed over the line 

I wanted to exterminate it and all its kind 

From my lovely little suburb 

I'm gonna kill the dog next door 

Ain't gonna bark anymore 

'Cause this is Judgment Day 

And the little runt has got to pay 

No more turds on my lawn 

That stupid mutt will soon be gone 

Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog 

I see the little monster in my garden 

So I grab an axe and off I go 

And I try my best to get it 

All I do is sever my big toe 

My neighbour comes outside to call me 

He says his dog and me should just be friends 

He puts his little pet in my forgiving hands 

Then it starts to bite 

So I strangle it with all my might 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 

I'm gonna kill the dog next door (kill the dog next door) 

Ain't gonna bark anymore 

'Cause this is Judgment Day 

And the little runt has got to pay 

No more turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) 

That stupid mutt will soon be gone 

Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that dog 

Now the stupid mutt's in doggy heaven 

I strangled it to death and now I'm free 

But my trouble ain't quite over 

My neighbour called the cops on me 

I end up at the police station 

Where I am told that I must pay 

A 300 dollar fine 

Wow, what a good value 

I think I'll kill my neighbour too! 

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 

I'm gonna kill the guy next door (kill the guy next door) 

Won't call the cops anymore 

I never liked him anyway 

300 isn't much to pay 

There are turds on my lawn (doo-doos on my lawn) 

They must be his, his dog is gone 

Gonna kill kill kill kill kill kill kill 

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill 

Kill kill kill kill kill kill kill that guy!