My Voice Is Changing Lyrics - Singles - Arrogant Worms

Last night when I went to bed 

With tangled hair upon my head 

In every way I really was a kid 

It happened without warning 

When I woke up in the morning 

I can't tell you just what happened but it did 

I grew six inches in one day 

It's painful when it goes that way 

And now my skinny body's really achin' 

And my skin just exploded 

With an inch of oil it's loaded 

It's so greasy you could fry a pound of bacon 

My voice is changing 

Out of thin air 

And body parts that once were smooth 

Are growing bits of hair 

My voice is changing 

What does it mean? 

I guess I'll be a real man 

Before I turn 13 

I buy two pairs of jeans a week 

I'm such a tall and awkward geek 

I fall down when I try to play a grounder 

At dinner every night I eat 

A giant heaping plate of meat 

Then go out with my friends for quarter pounders 

And weird emotions come alive 

My hormones are in overdrive 

I've turned into a girl-watching creature 

And all my friends their marks are shot 

But they don't care because they're hot 

For Mrs. Smith the mathematics teacher 

My voice is changing 

I hate to hear it crack 

I pray to God I won't inherit 

Dad's hairy back 

My voice is changing 

When will it end? 

And when will mom stop kissing me 

In front of all my friends? 

Pretty soon I bet I'll 

Be right into heavy metal 

But my parents say at least it isn't rap 

I'll start wearing stupid clothes 

And threaten that I'll pierce my nose 

And tell my parents all they like is crap 

The first girl that I ever kiss 

Will be the one and who could miss 

Our love forever written in the stars? 

But I don't think our love will last 

Unless the four years go by fast 

Till I can use the backseat of the car 

My voice is changing 

Out of thin air 

And body parts that once were smooth 

Are growing bits of hair 

My voice is changing 

What does it mean? 

I guess I'll be a real man 

Before I turn 13 

My voice is changing 

I hate to hear it crack 

I pray to God I won't inherit 

Dad's hairy back 

My voice is changing 

When will it end? 

And when will mom stop kissing me 

In front of all my friends? 

Cha-cha-cha!