Christmas Is Almost Here Lyrics - Singles - Arrogant Worms

Chorus 

Christmas is almost here (x3) 

Aaahhhggggrrr! 

It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing 

Don't even have a Christmas tree, I am panicking 

Most lots are all sold out, I search until the night 

I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight 

CHORUS 

It's four days till Christmas, still have to decorate 

Spend hours in the basement until I find the crate 

Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings, tangled in a knot 

Then I spend the day separating what I've got 

CHORUS 

It's three days till Christmas, I spent all day writing cards 

I started writing letters now I just say "best regards" 

I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall I go 

To get gifts for Jim and Jane and Tim and Uncle Joe (and aunt Mavis and Grandma and 

....) 

CHORUS 

Two days till Christmas, a million things to do 

Clean the house, put on tea, company is due 

Where are my in-laws, they should have shown up 

I bet they're at the airport I forgot to pick them up 

CHORUS (x4) 

Christmas is here 

It's finally Christmas, the kids wake me up at five 

I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive 

Spend all day serving company, then fall down inert 

If these are my holidays I'd rather stay at work