Comforting Sounds

I don't feel alright. In spite of these comforting sounds. You make. I don't feel alright. Because you make promises. That you break. Into your house.

Centuries Of Suffering

Starting at the dawn of time, violence played its role. The male, the alpha, number one has controlled the tribe. Sticks and stones were used to kill, then moved on to blades of steel.

Chuck E Cheese Im Sick Of U

Oooo!. Alright!. Mmmm!. It's 1984 and I'm at a Chuck E Cheese right now and I'm feeling great. Like real great. Alright?. Yes, so Imma get the coins. I'm gonna put the coins in the machine.

Cheese Shop

Good Morning. Morning, sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium. Ah, thank you, my good man. What can I do for you, sir?. . Well, I was sitting in the public library.

Christmas In Heaven

It's Christmas in Heaven.. All the children sing.. It's Christmas in Heaven.. Hark. Hark. Those church bells ring.. . It's Christmas in Heaven.. The snow falls from the sky,.

Camelot Song

We're Knights of the Round Table.. We dance whene'er we're able.. We do routines and chorus scenes. With footwork impeccable.. We dine well here in Camelot..

"camelot"

We're knights of the round table. We dance whenever we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes. With footwork impeccable. . We dine well here in Camelot.

Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Cra

Catatonic

I know the sugar plum fairy. Her name is Mary. She's halfway inside my arm. Half way does great harm. . So she charmed herself to a toilet. And fucked herself gold holy.

Come Up With Something

Christmas Turkey Blues

Hey kid, why the long face. Is it 'cause Santa Clause is flying right over your place. You've been a bad kid all year. So quit you snivellin' sucker and wipe up them tears.

Christmastime

It's the festive season. There's singing and shopping and joy. Santa's talking to children. The elves are wrapping toys. . The season's one of charity.

Christmas Is Almost Here

Chorus. Christmas is almost here (x3). Aaahhhggggrrr!. It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing. Don't even have a Christmas tree, I am panicking.

Christmas Sucks

One year I got a dog for Christmas. and I gave it to the boy next door. Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card. 'cause that's what Christmas is for.

Christmas Hangover

The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds. The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground. There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills.

Christmas In Ignace

It's Christmas in Ignace. Mommy's got a rock. she'll give it to Daddy. It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace). It's Christmas in Ignace. Daddy's got a rock.

Celine Dion

I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion. The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song. There's something about her makes me want to feed her.

Christmas Blues

Christmas is here, where did the time go?. Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go. I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse.

Car Full Of Pain

I bought me an auto, an '81 Ford Escort Wagon. Now the fan it be broke and the tail-pipe it be draggin'. I feel like a schlemiel, my mechanic's fit for hangin'.

Carrot Juice Is Murder

Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale. I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail. Vegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each night.