"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right..". "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song". "I hope you enjoy it.". . [Starts playing]. Love to eat turkey.
Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi. . Transcribed by a fan. . "and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch".
"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver.". . [Kids getting on the bus]. "How are ya, Bryan?". "Good morning, Lisa.". "Good to see ya, Tommy!".
"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor.". . [Mopping sounds]. Mop, mop, mop. All day long. Mop, mop, mop. While I sing this song. . [Sound of someone walking towards him].
"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher.". . [Lecturing]. [Writing on chalk board]. "Juan es muy guapo.". [Door opens, walking towards her].
"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a. prestigious college.". Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations.
"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's. valedictorian.". Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people.
"Okay.... This is a song that uhh... There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh... not too many Chanukah songs.. So uhh... I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs..
Ok.... This is a song that uh.... There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh.... Not too many Chanukah songs. So uh.... I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs.
[Sound of pom-poms]. Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear. some spirit!". [Performing cheer]. Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers,.
Performed by adam sandler and jon. . Contributed by chris durkin. . Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite. Diner.. . Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?.
[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]. "And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl.". Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?".
I am a simple goat, I live on the back of a pick-up truck. The old man tied me here with a 3-foot rope. Am I happy he don't give a fuck. Hey goat, I'm gonna beat your head in with a hickory stick.
Performed by adam sandler and kevin. . Transcribed by big brother.. . [typing sounds]. Dr. stewart: hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.. Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm gary phelps..
What's your name?. . Me, I'm the lonesome kicker. Extra points, field goals at your service. One might think it comes with glory. You might think different after you listen to my story.
[Line of people talking]. "Hey man, let me in there first". -"Go ahead man, take it easy". "Thanks, I really gotta pee". [Open door, close door]. [Unzip pants].
[Car approaches]. Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please.". M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?". Toll Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!".
I'm always hoping for a good time. But it never happens on a Tuesday night. two weeks and I'm here in the same place the same rhythm for most of my life my heads aching from everyone's cigarettes my hands hurting from the steel strings five hours and it never did bother me that I was the only one listening My life should drive me crazy living every day like I do But I'm so glad for someone like you I can come home to..
En Viena hay diez muchachas. Un hombro donde solloza la muerte. Y un bosque de palomas disecadas. Hay un fragmento de la maana. . En el museo de la escarcha.