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The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a. prestigious college.". Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations.
The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's. valedictorian.". Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people.
The Chanuka Song
"Okay.... This is a song that uhh... There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh... not too many Chanukah songs.. So uhh... I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs..
The Chanukah Song
Ok.... This is a song that uh.... There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh.... Not too many Chanukah songs. So uh.... I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs.
The Cheerleader
[Sound of pom-poms]. Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear. some spirit!". [Performing cheer]. Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers,.
The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
Performed by adam sandler and jon. . Contributed by chris durkin. . Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite. Diner.. . Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?.
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]. "And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl.". Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?".
The Goat Song
I am a simple goat, I live on the back of a pick-up truck. The old man tied me here with a 3-foot rope. Am I happy he don't give a fuck. Hey goat, I'm gonna beat your head in with a hickory stick.
The Hypnotist
Performed by adam sandler and kevin. . Transcribed by big brother.. . [typing sounds]. Dr. stewart: hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.. Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm gary phelps..
The Lonesome Kicker
What's your name?. . Me, I'm the lonesome kicker. Extra points, field goals at your service. One might think it comes with glory. You might think different after you listen to my story.
The Longest Pee
[Line of people talking]. "Hey man, let me in there first". -"Go ahead man, take it easy". "Thanks, I really gotta pee". [Open door, close door]. [Unzip pants].
Toll Booth Willie
[Car approaches]. Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please.". M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?". Toll Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!".
This Old House
Been hanging around. This old house. Its a mess. It aint sound, or even safe. Been driving around. The neighborhood. Seen lots of others. Looking a lot like mine.
Tightwire
Scarred by time and bruised by bitter days. With a rusty, haggard frame and a cynical gaze. Worn out where the years took their toll. Trying to turn these shattered shards into something whole.
The Disney Song
A couple of weeks ago now. The kids had a big surprise.. They turned on the cartoon network. And couldn't believe their eyes.. The animals on the cartoons.
The Drugs Song
There's Aspirin, Adrenaline & also Aminophylline,. Amphetamine, Adenosine, Augmentin & Rifampicin,. Amoxicillin, Penicillin, Heparin & Warfarin. & Oestrogen, Progestagen & Canesten & Chloroquine.
Tuesday Night
I'm always hoping for a good time. But it never happens on a Tuesday night. two weeks and I'm here in the same place the same rhythm for most of my life my heads aching from everyone's cigarettes my hands hurting from the steel strings five hours and it never did bother me that I was the only one listening My life should drive me crazy living every day like I do But I'm so glad for someone like you I can come home to..
The World Could Use A Cowboy
There are fences that need to be mended. There's a stray cut off from the herd that needs to be defended. By a lonely campfire underneath the stars. He sings his sad songs and strums his guitar.
Then She Cried
Just laid it all out on the line. Too late to take it back this time. The silence here is deafening. So afraid of what she's thinking. Did I just scare her off or make her mine?.
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