Now let's take a trip down memory lane. Back to junior high school where it all began. Three bad little kids raising hell at school. We were just thirteen straight actin' a fool.
Aw shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah). Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah). But stay on your motherfucking toes.
If I die young, bury me in satin. Lay me down on a bed of roses. Sink me in the river at dawn. Send me away with the words of a love song,. Uh oh, Uh oh.
Well I'm a hustler, that's just what I do. I'm always hustling on the avenue. I can sell water to a whale. Or even a shell to a snail. I'm a hustler, life of a hustler, that's me.
I was walkin' through the city streets. And a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink. "Run faster, jump higher". Man, I'm not gonna let you poison me.
(Andy Samberg). . Sometimes (Oh-oh-ohhh). Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon!). You don't know how to express yourself, so (And Lonely Island!).
Damn, I fucked my aunt. I can't believe I fucked my aunt. I fucked my aunt y'all. . I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid. Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid.
Damn, I fucked my aunt. I can't believe I fucked my aunt. I fucked my aunt y'all. . I was thirteen, skinny little freckle-faced kid. Growin' up in the country felt like doin' a bid.
Nowadays, everybody's using curse words. Seems to me like it ain't necessary. Yeah, so when I get steamed. Yo I tell 'em like this. . I don't give a honk, I don't give a honk.
Hello?. Hi, this is Bridget, should I come over later?. I'm sorry, I don't know a Bridget. Well that's not what you said when you hugged me last night!.
Party people (party people). We have taken control of your minds (your minds). So get on the floor (oh yeah). 'Cause it's time to kick up dirt, now let's work.
Hey Yo!. This one is dedicated to all the little kids out there. Who's parents are always riding them. Telling them to 'do your homework'. Never letting you eat dessert.
[Verse 1]. Finest girl I ever met in my whole life. Wanted to take her home, make her my wife. Knew she was a freak when she started talking. . She said, "Fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden"(ooh woah).
Atreyu: Falcor!. Falcor: Atreyu!. (repeat about 30 times with different vocal emphasis).
Discrimination. It ain't right. . I'm not gay, but if I was, I would want equal rights. I'm not gay, but if I were, I would marry who I like. It's not fair - I'm not gay - that the government has a say.
Some dude once said that love is a many funny things. I know there's a perfect girl out there for me, 'cause I see her. in my dreams. . Dream girl, you're a fantasy, you're the only one.
Hey girl. I got somethin' real important to give you. So just sit down and listen. . Girl you know we've been together such a long long time. (Such a long time).
Lonely Island. . We been here for a minute now. . This some grown man shit. . I got that diaper money. I got that diaper money dude. I got that diaper money.
Seems like these days the whole world's on fire. Things keep blowing the hell up. And while all those rubber neckers and lucky louies stand and slackjaw's staring.
AHHHH. Snort snort snort the cocaine (x3). Snort-y snort snort the cocaine. . Ohhhhhh. Drop the biggest bump I ever hit. Damnnnn. Yo fucking chop another kid.