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The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
"And now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's. valedictorian.". Valedictorian: "I really appreciate you're asking me out. Most people.
The Chanuka Song
"Okay.... This is a song that uhh... There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh... not too many Chanukah songs.. So uhh... I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs..
The Chanukah Song
Ok.... This is a song that uh.... There's a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh.... Not too many Chanukah songs. So uh.... I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Chanukah songs.
The Cheerleader
[Sound of pom-poms]. Cheerleader: [With annoying feminine voice] "Ok you guys, let's hear. some spirit!". [Performing cheer]. Cheerleader: "United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the Tigers,.
The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal
Performed by adam sandler and jon. . Contributed by chris durkin. . Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite. Diner.. . Waiter: hi, what can I get you today?.
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman
[Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background]. "And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a girl.". Girl: "You wanted to ask me something?".
The Goat Song
I am a simple goat, I live on the back of a pick-up truck. The old man tied me here with a 3-foot rope. Am I happy he don't give a fuck. Hey goat, I'm gonna beat your head in with a hickory stick.
The Hypnotist
Performed by adam sandler and kevin. . Transcribed by big brother.. . [typing sounds]. Dr. stewart: hi, [i'm] dr. stewart.. Gary phelps: hi, dr. stewart. nice to meet you -- I'm gary phelps..
The Lonesome Kicker
What's your name?. . Me, I'm the lonesome kicker. Extra points, field goals at your service. One might think it comes with glory. You might think different after you listen to my story.
The Longest Pee
[Line of people talking]. "Hey man, let me in there first". -"Go ahead man, take it easy". "Thanks, I really gotta pee". [Open door, close door]. [Unzip pants].
Toll Booth Willie
[Car approaches]. Toll Booth Willie: "Welcome to Worchester. Dollar twenty-five please.". M1: "Hey, how ya doin' Toll Booth Willie?". Toll Booth Willie: "Good! Thanks fer askin, pop!".
Voodoo
Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man. Keep it down for goodness sake. It's way too early in the morning. Can't you please use your wooden rake?. You choose to ignore I.
Welcome My Son
Welcome my son to your very first day. So proud to be the one who brought you this way. I love you with all my heart. And my love is here to stay. But I can't help worrying will you eventually smoke weed?.
What The Hell Happened To Me
I used to ride a big wheel.. And sell lemonade.. Eat popcorn with Grandpa while we watched a parade.. But now I'm only happy when I'm drinkin' J.D.. What the hell happened to me?.
Zittly Van Zittles
Well, I had myself a girlfriend for all most two whole years. We had ourselves no secrets, we had no fears. There was nothing we wouldn't do when we were in the sack.
22 Days Too Long
Birmingham to Jackson. Vicksburg to Ruston. Girl, you know I miss you when I'm gone. The sunshine on your bare feet. Your toenails painted hot pink. And running through the sprinkler.
Buzzes Like Neon
Theres a light in the city. Standing 5 miles high. Im crossing that river. Theres a girl on my mind. Its high atop the buildings. Flashing Red. And Its just a one more reason.
Coffee Song
She came from the middle of nowhere. A sleepy Pennsylvania town. Her mother held her guilty for so long. She finally put those burdens down. He spent his whole life on city fare.
Different Groove
I sat on the front porch. Guitar in my hand. Playing the same chords. Over and over again. I wasted my morning. And half my afternoon. But by the of the day,.
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