Avocado,. What makes you think you're so holy?. You're gonna be guacamole before too long.. . Oh, you're a green one,. You know that you're out of season..
You know my baby likes burping. You know my baby's kinda nauseating. . [burps]. . My little vulgar one is so gross. 'cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes.
They showed up on my doorstep. Just a couple weeks ago. They looked so sweet and harmless. Tell me, how was I to know. . They got a little too close to the microwave.
[Inhale]. Beautiful tats. All over my back. Makes me so proud. I'm gonna shout it out loud. I got another tattoo baby. Yeah another tatto baby. (A-noth-noth-nother tattoo).
Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard. And the place was pretty packed, yeah. Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand. With the perverts in the back. It was smellin' like a locker room.
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. Miscellaneous. Angry White Boy Polka. Cut my life into pieces. This is my last resort. Suffocation, no breathing. Don't give a %$@& if I cut my arm bleeding.
The Amoeba is so small you need. A microscope to see one. It hurts the eyes, but I'll concede,. I'd rather see then be one. They never sing or laugh or talk.
Soy un perdedor. I'm a loser, baby,. So why don't you kill me?. Soy un perdedor. I'm a loser, baby,. So why don't you kill me?. Hey!. . I am I am I am.
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain,. I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain. But that's just perfect for an Amish like me.
Deep inside the merky swamp. There lives the Alligator. His policy is first to chomp. And then ask questions later. Although his lifestyle may seem crass,.
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Here she comes now, wants her alimony. Bleedin' me dry as a bony, bony. Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt, now. . Well, first she took my nest egg.
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You can torture me with Donnie and Marie. You can play some Barry Manilow. Or you can play some schlock like New Kids On The Block. Or any Village People song you know.
Potato skins, potato cakes. Hash browns and instant flakes. Baked or boiled or French fried. There's no kind, you haven't tried. . You planned a trip to Idaho.
The Aardvark is really a curious creature. If you're an ant then he's likely to eat ya. Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous. He's still listed first in the encyclopedias.
[parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack]. Goin' to the market now, market now.. I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer.. Walkin' down the shopping aisle, shopping aisle,.
Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me. . Pizza party at your house. I went just to check it out. Nineteen extra larges. What a shame no one came.
[parody of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin]. Wanna whole lotta lunch!. Wanna whole lotta lunch!. Wanna whole lotta lunch!. Wanna whole lotta lunch!.
[parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company]. Baby, when we go to parties,. I drink a buncha beer.. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin'. Feelin' queer..