I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool. Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school. Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old, Vanilla just leaves me cold. There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me! Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon, I know what I need. I love rocky road, Baby, I love rocky road, So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby? Now have another triple scoop with me! Ow!.
Oh, oh, here she comes.. Boy, she likes that processed meat.. Oh, oh, here she comes.. She's Spameater!. . Related. . 15 Huge Stars Who Were Backup Singers First.
Fat and weak, what a disgrace.. Guess the champ got too lazy.. Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space.. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the drain..
Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Some dairy products, but whatever you do Eat from the four basic food groups everyday. Don't you forget about meat. Don't, don't, don't, don't, Don't you forget about meat. Have bread, and vegetables too,.
I know to keep a woman satisfied.. When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide.. They're always in the mood for something to munch.. Ah girls, they wanna have lunch..
Burger King!. What's the price for fries?. I'll take the jumbo size!. I need fast food tonight!. . Related. . 27 Best Ever Songs From Movie Soundtracks.
Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, I'm feelin' pretty dismal. And his name is Bernie, Bernie. Doctor, doctor, Oh, doctor, doctor, And his name is Bernie, Bernie. Where's my Pepto Bismol? Oh, doctor, doctor,.
The first steak I ordered,. It wasn't very hot.. I had to send it back,. Let 'em have one more shot.. But the second steak I ordered,. Well it was lousy too..
I had a pizza,. Covered with cheese.. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil,. Stuck it back in the freeze.. . Look at my crust now,. See what I mean.. It's getting all wrinkled,.
Oy. Oy. . Down on the street they got bagels. And there's a sale on cream cheese and lox. Nosh on some blintzes and bratwurst. Not in the mood for Jack-In-The-Box.
I never seem to finish all my food. I always get a doggie bag from the waiter. So I just keep what's still unchewed. And I take it home, save it for later.
My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower. When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour. I couldn't order off the breakfast menu, cause I slept in till two.
Fatter, fatter. Shake 'n Bake, fatter. Shake 'n Bake, fatter. Fatter. . Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cola. Yogurt, butterscotch, granola. Look at me, I'm fatter.
It's getting late, so I suppose. We should be drawing to a close. Besides, my voice is sounding horse. And even my rhymes are getting worse. Poor Wendy's feeling in the dumps.
How about making a run for the border. How about me deserving a break today. How about getting some fries with my order. How about finally letting me have it my way.
Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you. The word is out, better treat me right. 'Cause I'm the king of cellulite.
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Elmo's got a gun. Elmo's got a gun. Big Bird's on the run. Ernie's dialing 9-1-1. . What made Elmo snap?. Was he tired of Big Bird's crap?. . They say when.
How come you're always such a fussy young man?. Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran. Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?.
Yeah. A used pink bathrobe. A rare mint snowglobe. A Smurf TV tray. I bought on eBay. . My house is filled with this crap. Shows up in bubble wrap. 'Most every day.