Woh oh, I want a new duck. One that won't try to bite. One that won't chew a hole in my socks. One that won't quack all night. . I want a new duck. One with big webbed feet.
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I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool,. Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school. Yeah, but chocolate's gettin' old,. And vanilla just leaves me cold,.
I like small butts and i cannot lie. You Honkeys can't deny. When i girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face i get sick. Cause i like a toothpick, I'll beat that booty with a stick.
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I can't watch this. I can't watch this. I can't watch this. I can't watch this. . My my my my TV makes me so bored. Makes me say, oh my lord. What is this garbage here?.
[parody of "feel like makin' love" by bad company]. Baby, when we go to parties,. I drink a buncha beer.. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin'. Feelin' queer..
I love to watch the Hummingbirds just hovering for hours. They look like mini-helicopters pollinating flowers. And yet I still feel sorry for the little Hummingbirds.
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Weird Al Yankovic. Miscellaneous. Hooked On Polkas. [12th Street Rag/Euday L. Bowman]. You're takin' to me good,. Just like you know you should.. You get me on my knees,.
When I was a little boy. (when I was just a boy). And my mother would call my name. (when I was just a boy). She'd say I had to be in the house by seven.
Hi, this is "weird al" yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:. Merry christmas. Merry christmas. Merry christmas. . Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic, hoping that your new year isn't a torture-filled living hell, and that you finally decide to do something worthwhile with your miserable, wretched lives. thank you.
You could have a big dipper. Going up and down all around the bends. You could have a bumper car bumping. This amusement never ends. . I wanna be your sledgehammer.
Oh, Harvey, Harvey. Harvey the Wonder Hamster. He doesn't bite and he doesn't squeal. He just runs around on his hamster wheel. Harvey, Harvey. . Harvey The Wonder Hamster.
Once there was this kid who. Took a trip to Singapore. And brought along his spraypaint. And when he finally came back. He had cane marks all over his bottom.
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First things first, I'm a craftsman (craftsman). Remodelling is my only passion (it's my passion). And I'm the greatest in the business. Want referrals, yo.
Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you. . Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year. We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer.
Gump sat alone on a bench in the park. "My name is Forrest", he'd casually remark. Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets. He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates.
I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them. Sam, I am. . I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like them in a boat.