Pigeons are such reprehensible things. Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings. They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing. Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming.
Yankovic Weird Al. Peter And The Wolf. Peter And The Wolf. Once upon a time - I think it was last Thursday,. a boy named Peter opened the gate and went out into the big green.
My mama told me when I was hatched. Act like a superstar. Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress. And someday you will go far. Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss.
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i moved out to langely recently. with a plain and simple dream;. wanna infiltrate some third-world place. and topple their regime.. . their men in black with their matching suitcases;.
Weird Al Yankovic. Miscellaneous. Pacman. (one, two, thray, four). (one, two [nasal hocking sound]). . I used to be a pinball freak. That's where you'd find me every week.
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Well I heard that you're leavin'. Gonna leave me far behind. 'Cause you found a brand new lover. You decided that I'm not your kind. . So I pulled your name out of my Rolodex.
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted. The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted. 'Cause it's just one of those days. It's just one of those days.
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC. Miscellaneous. Ode To A Superhero. Peter Parker was pitiful. Couldn't have been any shyer. Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him. Even if his hair was on fire.
Oh, I've really got those ozone layer blues. From my elbow down to my shoes. So let's throw another fire on the logs. . Now we can go downtown and fill the latrine.
We clawed, we chained our hearts in vain. We jumped never asking why. We kissed, I fell under your spell. A love no one could deny. . Don't you ever say I just walked away.
Well, I stare at myself in the mirror. When I wake up every morn. And I marvel at how great I've been. Since the day that I was born. . I've made so many albums.
I saw a baby drive a truck. I saw a junkie eat a tuba. I saw a stripper kiss a duck. Behind a dumpster in Aruba. . I saw this fat, psychotic guy. His underwear was made of crickets.
Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you,. The most horrifying film to hit the screen.. There's a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop,. And he hacks up two or three in every scene..
Oooh, my little hungry one,. Hungry one.. Open up a package of my bologna.. Oooh, I think the toast is done,. The toast is done.. Top it with a little of my bologna..
I need a Vegematic!. I need a Pocket Fisherman!. I need a handy appliance. That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!. (Operators are standing by, how does that make you feel?).
Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more. Ever since she saw his poster in that record store. She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy.
I need a Vegematic!. I need a Pocket Fisherman!. I need a handy appliance. That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell!. (Operators are standing by, how does that make you feel?).
I visit Mr. Frump in the hospital. I see him most every day. And when I see Mr. Frump in his iron lung. This is what I hear him say. . You know, Mr. Frump is my very best friend.