The Devil went to Jamaica. He was looking to sell some weed. He was doin' fine, they were standing in line. It was excellent weed indeed.. When he came across a young man who was likewise peddling pot.
Well, hey, how ya doin', have a seat, have a drink. Boy, it's good to see you, what can I say. Whoa, sorry, gotta run, we'll get together again. Say, what was your name, anyway.
Well, I had two weeks of vacation time coming. After working all year down at 'Big Roy's Heating And Plumbing'. So one night when my family and I were gathered 'round the dinner table.
You can watch Mr. Rogers. You can watch Three's Company. And you can turn on Fame or The Newlywed Game. Or The Addams Family. . I say, you can watch Barney Miller.
You did a really rotten thing. And let Scout take all the blame. You wrecked his reputation. And left that poor boy in shame. Yeah, but now I think it's time.
We all used to call him Jimmy the Geek. He was a dumb lookin' scrawny little four-eyed freak. He never used to hang around with the guys. He'd just sit in the corner attractin' the flies.
If a certain portion of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song Nature Trail To Hell from his "In 3-D" album was played in reverse, a message could be heard.. The Message is : "Satan eats Cheese Whiz!".
I dated Siamese twins. I slept with Bigfoot, too. Get me on Sally Jesse. Put me on Donahue. 'Cause I wanna tell the world about it. Right Now. . My dog's a narcoleptic.
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I'd like to do some more songs about buildings and food. This is a song about liver, very high in protein, very good for ya. Hope you like it. . I don't know why.
Taco... Grande.... Taco... Grande.... . Yo quiero chimichangas, y chile colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado. Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy bueno.
Someday I'm gonna pack up. And then I'm goin' back up. To that place where sentimental feelings arouse. . Where the grass is so green. And the air is so clean.
It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid. I Instagram every meal I've had. All my used liquor bottles are on display. We can go to see a show, but I'll make you pay.
I got my alligator boots I wear my pants skin tight. I wear my dark sunglasses in the middle of the night. And when I look in the mirror I'm-a such an awesome sight.
My whole family. Loves 'Three's Company'. See the reruns constantly. There on my TV. . Syndicated Incorporated. . Well, I know what's on the tube. I know just what too see.
Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams. Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means. First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear. Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air.
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass. And there's no way we're gonna slow it down.. You say, "We've got to treasure each moment.". Who knows how long we're gonna be around?.
Had to park my car for just five minutes. Hato go inside to use the phone. Wen Icame out again my car was gone now. I didnt know it was a loading zone.
Had to park my car for just five minutes. Hato go inside to use the phone. Wen Icame out again my car was gone now. I didnt know it was a loading zone.