When we first met she seemed perfectly normal. I never dreamed she'd make my life so hard. You see, my baby, she started to change. Started lookin' kinda strange.
Is it on? Okay.. Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria,. It's got all the others beat.. It sells over four million burgers a year.. Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat..
The Shark is not a friendly fish. That fact it's always proving. It seems this creatures' favorite dish is. Anything that's moving. He'll chew your face off in a flash.
Is it on? Okay.. Let me tell you 'bout the school cafeteria,. It's got all the others beat.. It sells over four million burgers a year.. Just think, that's almost two pounds of meat..
Once, not very long ago, I was respected, I was popular (popular, ooh). But now I hang my head in shame (ahh, ooh). My life is filled with such regret.
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Hey Lucy, I'm home. Oh Ricky, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind. Hey Ricky, hey Ricky. . Oh Lucy, you're so fine. You're so fine, you blow my mind.
with polka music in the background] Hi When I'm not busy signing autographs This is "weird Al" Yankovic fresh off my Alapalooza World Tour Making gold albums Fighting off mobs of beautiful women I listen to the Russ Bowe show on Realradio 104.1 And counting my big pile of money.
Rice, rice baby. Rice, rice baby. . Alright stop, grab a table and a menu. Ice is back in this Oriental venue. Hungry, for a little Chop Sui. I want Chinese, not Hong Kong fui.
The Poodle's a slimy carnivorous beast. In pastures you might find it grazing. It's fangs measure 23-inches, at least. It's antlers are simply amazing.
(How ya doin' Bernie?). Oy vey, oy vey. (How ya doin' Bernie?). Oy vey, oy vey. (How ya doin' Bernie?). Oy vey, oy vey. And all the goyim say, I'm pretty fly for a rabbi.
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Weird Al Yankovic. Miscellaneous. Polka Your Eyes Out. Rock the cradle of love Rock the cradle of love. Yes, the cradle of love. Don't rock easy, it's true.
Krabby, Snubbull, Venonat,. Mankey, Chansey and Zubat. Slowking, Ditto, Butterfree,. Lugia and Caterpie. Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen,. Elekid and Nidoqueen.
Weird Al Yankovic. Miscellaneous. Polka Power!. ["Wannabe" by Spice Girls]. Yeah, well, I'll tell ya what I want, what I really really want. (So tell us what ya want, what ya really really want).
You could have a big dipper. Going up and down all around the bends. You could have a bumper car bumping. This amusement never ends. . I wanna be your sledgehammer.
Everywhere, I see them there, I stop and stare at patterns.. I don't care, I must declare, I got a flair for patterns.. On my hair, the clothes I wear, my savoir faire is patterns..
This thing right here,. It's to all the wives and girlfriends know what we guys are worried about, you know,. How lovely ladies don't get to the gym to much,.
Mum mum mum mah. Mum mum mum muh. Oh whoa oh oh oh. Can't read my, can't read my. No, he can't read-a my polka face. (She's got to love nobody). Can't read my, can't read my.
Mom and dad are goin' out for the evening. And you're stuck inside the house all alone. That's when you decide it might be fun to harass someone. Dial a random number up on your telephone.