In the year of 1970. Underneath the old smogberry tree. First was heard a man that we all know. The one and only Dr. Demento. . Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too.
Hey! oooh! oh!. One rule you all should obey:. Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.. Have bread, and vegetables too,. . Some dairy products, but whatever you do.
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Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge. To break international copyright law. By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites. Like Morpheus or Grokster or LimeWire or KaZaA.
I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair. You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show. And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know.
Found a job in a great big office. And I really love this place. I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser. And I got a private parking space, ha. .
One, two, a-one, two, three, four. . Well i, can't go to the park. I can't go to work. I can't do nothin'. I gotta stay in my house like a jerk. . How come I always lose.
I know that you. Don't know me very well. We've barely met. But I can surely tell. No one will ever. Love you like I do. . I like to feel. The warm spot on your chair.
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me. It's time for us to join in the fight. It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys. It's time to let the bedbugs bite.
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Well, woke up this morning. With a Big Mac in my hand. What fries, whose fries. Where's my Hot Apple Pies. Must be a joke. I can't believe there's no Coke.
Look. If you had. One shot. To sit on your lazy butt. And watch all the TV you ever wanted. Until your brain turned to mush. Would you go for it?. Or just let it slip?.
Watch this. . These are my confessions. Just when I thought I said all I can say. I came up with more secrets to tell you today. These are my confessions.
Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me. . Pizza party at your house. I went just to check it out. Nineteen extra larges. What a shame no one came.
Some think the Cockroach is a pest. But that's the insect I like best. I love the way they run in fright. When I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground.
Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man. The kind of man you'd never disrespect. He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck.
Some think the Cockroach is a pest. But that's the insect I like best. I love the way they run in fright. When I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground.
Jillian was her name. She was sweeter than aspartame. Her kisses reconfigured my DNA. And after that I never was the same. . And I loved her even more.
Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic.. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of christmastime. I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. mom would be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and tunafish burritos for our big christmas dinner, and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of spam. and then, the big day would finally arrive. I'd stay up all night and wait for santa, a-and when he finally showed up, we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised to give us everything we wanted! ah, yeah, those were the days. well, merry christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch..
Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.. I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day..