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Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

In the year of 1970. Underneath the old smogberry tree. First was heard a man that we all know. The one and only Dr. Demento. . Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too.


Don't You Forget About Meat

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Hey! oooh! oh!. One rule you all should obey:. Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.. Have bread, and vegetables too,. . Some dairy products, but whatever you do.



Dr. Demento Radio Promo

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Hi. This is "Weird Al" Yankovic and you're listening to the Dr. Demento show. . Related. . The 18 Greatest Revenge Songs of All Time. . Listen To Taylor Swift's New Song 'Call It What You Want'.


Don't Download This Song

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Once in a while maybe you will feel the urge. To break international copyright law. By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites. Like Morpheus or Grokster or LimeWire or KaZaA.


Don't Wear Those Shoes

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair. You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show. And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know.


Dog Eat Dog

Year: 2010
Updated: 8 years ago

Found a job in a great big office. And I really love this place. I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser. And I got a private parking space, ha. .


Dead Car Battery Blues

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

One, two, a-one, two, three, four. . Well i, can't go to the park. I can't go to work. I can't do nothin'. I gotta stay in my house like a jerk. . How come I always lose.


Do I Creep You Out

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

I know that you. Don't know me very well. We've barely met. But I can surely tell. No one will ever. Love you like I do. . I like to feel. The warm spot on your chair.


Dare To Be Stupid

Year: 2010
Updated: 8 years ago

Put down that chainsaw and listen to me. It's time for us to join in the fight. It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys. It's time to let the bedbugs bite.


Craigslist

Year: 2011
Updated: 8 years ago

Related. . Can You Guess The Song By The Emojis?. . Listen To Taylor Swift's New Song 'Call It What You Want'. . Watch Sam Smith And Fifth Harmony Join James Corden For Carpool Karaoke.



Crampton Comes Alive

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Well, woke up this morning. With a Big Mac in my hand. What fries, whose fries. Where's my Hot Apple Pies. Must be a joke. I can't believe there's no Coke.


Couch Potato

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Look. If you had. One shot. To sit on your lazy butt. And watch all the TV you ever wanted. Until your brain turned to mush. Would you go for it?. Or just let it slip?.


Confessions Part Iii

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Watch this. . These are my confessions. Just when I thought I said all I can say. I came up with more secrets to tell you today. These are my confessions.


Constipated

Year: 2007
Updated: 8 years ago

Uh huh, extra cheese. Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me. . Pizza party at your house. I went just to check it out. Nineteen extra larges. What a shame no one came.


Cockroachs

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Some think the Cockroach is a pest. But that's the insect I like best. I love the way they run in fright. When I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground.


Cnr

Year: 2011
Updated: 8 years ago

Charles Nelson Reilly was a mighty man. The kind of man you'd never disrespect. He stood eight feet tall, wore glasses, and had a third nipple on the back of his neck.


Cockroaches

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Some think the Cockroach is a pest. But that's the insect I like best. I love the way they run in fright. When I turn on the kitchen light. And when I squish them on the ground.


Close But No Cigar

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Jillian was her name. She was sweeter than aspartame. Her kisses reconfigured my DNA. And after that I never was the same. . And I loved her even more.


Christmas Memories Of & Quot;weird Al & Quot;yankovic

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic.. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of christmastime. I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day. mom would be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and tunafish burritos for our big christmas dinner, and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of spam. and then, the big day would finally arrive. I'd stay up all night and wait for santa, a-and when he finally showed up, we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he promised to give us everything we wanted! ah, yeah, those were the days. well, merry christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch..


Christmas Memories Of 'weird Al' Yankovic

Year: 2006
Updated: 8 years ago

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.. You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.. I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for the big day..


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