If life was like a Christmas movie. I wouldn't have a care or worry and. Everything would always turn out fine. Makin' angels in the snow. Kissin' under mistletoe and.
I wake up in the street and I'm covered in pee,. Then my pee turns to chocolate,. That would be fucking sweet.. . Then I see a big house,. Then it turns to gingerbread,.
It Started in Summer of 93. You use to come to my house and visit. me. I let you play with Barbies. And we' Baked cookies. . And then you came over on Halloween.
If I'm immature. And I'm insecure. And you don't like me. And you're not quiet sure. Just go, Oh. . You see my face. In your rear view mirror. We can't look ahead.
I'm running out of time. I hope that I can save you somehow. If I, if I had superpowers. I'd save the world and you would be mine, mine. . Have no fear, your hero is here.
I have a problem. I need help. Someone, please give it to me. I have no control of my tongue. My tongue has control of me. It wakes up everyday. Hours before me.
Rule number 1. Act like you don't give a f*uck. Here's your homework. Try to get your pee pees sucked. Rule number 2. Avoid the cafeteria. Bring your own lunch.
Its Christmastime. And Santas here. Making the children smile. But hes just a pedophile. So you better watch your child. . Christmas trees in every house.
wake up on the wrong side of my floor. My clothes still smell like the night before. Where am I?. Why am I talking to myself? (Self). . I'm like a fat kid running through a candy store.
"Y'all mother fucker's need Jesus.". "I wish I was aloud to use the N word sometimes.". "Saw a guy riding a scooter wearing a neck brace.". "An abortion can cost a ballin' nigga up to 50gs.".
I have a massive spot on my arse. Wondering if I should squeeze it what do you think??. If everyone drop out of high school right now. We would have a more intelligent society.
Red suit,. with the thong underneith,. i've got the taste of McCain's old dick in my teeth,. i was the governor,. but i decided to quit,. Alaska's cold as fuck,.
"Y'all motherfuckas need Jesus". "Hey y'all! What do you think of Facebook?". "I wish I was allowed to use the N word sometimes". "Saw a guy riding a scooter wearing a neck brace".
My girlfriend got into my car,. Told me to listen to her new CD.. What the fuck are you smoking,. Do I look 14?. "No, trust me.. It's so great.. I'm totally #Teamtaytay..
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Eu sei que você fala por aí que não. Jura que é de pedra o seu coração. Mas na madrugada vem me procurar. . Eu era só um lance, uma distração. O meu corpo era sua diversão.
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Lagi kong naaalala. Ang kanyang tindig at porma. At kapag siya ay nakita. Kinikilig akong talaga. Di naman siya sobrang guwapo. Ngunit siya ang type na type ko.