Thank you dear lady for being my mom,. you did all my homework you took me to prom,. and I was the only guy who got lucky that night....
Annie I remember, games in the street.. You tried to boss me, mmm and I tried to cheat. My mother and your mother, lived don the lane.. I stole your rag doll, and you stepped on my paper airplane..
It's College time again. September's almost here. Hanging with freshmen girls. Frat party kegs of beer. I see a girl I'm wanting. mixer at delta chi. we take some oxycontin.
Two o'clock early in the mornin'. I'm feeling down and blue. I can tell another night will go. Without dreams and without you. . I call you up, just to hear you say.
Come, fair lady to my bed, we go,. And verily sweet pleasures we shall know,. Yet, where thy belly meets thy limb,. I beseech thee give a trim,. For thy bush doth overflow,.
One glass in the mornin', two shots at night. Three fourths anytime that you wanna get tight. Drink wine to remember, swill gin to forget. And blame the world for the peace that you haven't found yet.
Hush little girl. Sweet baby don't cry. Tonight. Daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby. Tonight. Why can't it all be like it was before?. How can I explain why mommy's not here anymore?.
She used to dance when she had the chance. And the time it didn't matter. At the end of her night, was an endless flight. While her head, it was lost in the laughter.
If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two.. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you.. And if I had a poets hand, I'd write a verse for thee..
Theyre talkin', talkin about Molly. Shes cryin', isnt it funny. I turned her without any money. . Shes 28 years old tonight. I told her not to fear, its all very right.
Money, who needs it. Let me live a life free and easy. Put a toothbrush in my hand. Let me be a travelling man. I'm a roadrunner, baby. Roadrunner. Roadrunner.
Little Tiny Moustache - Stephen Lynch. You're the love of my life. but it cuts like a knife and I feel that I'm being misled. See I'm a little concerned for I've recently learned of the swastika tattoo on your head.
first time doing this, hope i didn't mess up too much lol. "Loving Feeling" The Steppas. said oh i love this feeling. said oh i love this. said ah na na na na no , butta na na na na no.
Starin' at the boob tube, turnin' on the big knob. Tryin' to find some life in the waste land. Finally found a program, gonna deal with Mary Jane. Ready for a trip into hate land.
You're the love of my life, but it cuts like a knife. and I feel that I'm being misled.. See I'm a little concerned, for I've recently learned. of the swastika tattoo on your head..
Will you show me your heart?. Will you open it wide?. Expose the raw nerves. Will you let me inside?. Can you tear down the wall?. For the mortar has dried.
When the game of life makes you feel like quittin',. It helps a lot if you kill a kitten. Mark my words, cause from where I'm sittin,. You can't go wrong if you kill a kitten..
Pokemon's a silly faze. Barney's now just purple haze. The Power Rangers lost their will to fight. . Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky. And Oscar's still a grouchy guy.
{Hey, Lynch.}. Yeah.. {Have you seen my gerbil?}. Hm?. {My gerbil, have you seen it?}. Uhh.. no?.
Seven, eight, nine, ten.. Olie, olie oxenfree!. Ed come on.. Kids.. No, it's hide and seek.. You're supposed to hide when you're... Find a tree or something, hide...