Wanna have some quality time with my son. So I brought him down to the fishin' hole. Didn't like the feelin' of that worm in his hand. Got mad, threw down his fishin' pole.
Every time I drink a beer. It makes your lazy eye disappear. Every time I do a shot. I think you're hot, but I know you're not. Oh, I'm just trying to drink you pretty.
I'm a rich and famous doctor. I always KNEW I'd be. An expert in the field of. Gynecology. . Next on my agenda:. Checking your pudenda. Let me see what I can find.
You wanna play a game?. Well, here's how it goes:. You can be a little crazy. As long as you know. That I'm a real man, baby. and I need it rough. You do it like this,.
Lad, it's your duty to find ye a lass. With child-bearing hips and a pink, supple ass. And make her your wife and love her with love so true. Now some rivers run high, some rivers run low.
Dear Diary. Today was a grand day. Took a bath, had a spot of tea. Did the New York Times crossword puzzle. Listened to a symphony. I think I'll go for a leisurely drive now.
Dear Diary. Today was a fine day. I got the music in my soul. I'm writing songs and making records. I feel my life is finally whole. I can't wait to tell my father.
Dear diary, today was a great day. Bought myself a brand new horse. Shes strong and fast and so very beautiful. and just a little wild of course. I know tomorrow I can tame her.
Dear diary, today was a good day. Papa and I picked wild flowers. Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine. Then we sang and danced for hours. . I know tomorrow will be even better.
[00:04]Harmonica.. [00:10]More harmonica.. . [00:16]I got my twelve sided die and I'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.. [00:22]My friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing Funyuns and the Mountain Dew..
Better get back up here. This is a song about a guy you might remember from high school, or you might be this guy from high school. I don't know... --------------------.
Charlie Brown had a big block head wore a stripy sweater everyday. Tried to kick that football but Lucy always pulled the mother fucker away. Flew a kite just to try to relax but he always put that shit in a tree.
Everyone knows Jesus. The guy who healed the lame.. Well I am Jesus's brother. Craig is my name.. Jesus is the Prince of Peace.. Jesus is the Lamb.. Jesus is the Son of God.
I made love to ya all night long. then i got up to write you a song. i watched ya sleep and i fell in love. ya must've been sent from heaven above. don't think you could never do no wrong.
( sung by Jesus ). . Out of the ruins and rubble. Out of the smoke. Out of our night of struggle. Can we see a ray of hope?. One pale thin ray reaching for the day.
Out of the ruins and rubble. Out of the smoke. Out of our night of struggle. Can we see a ray of hope?. One pale thin ray reaching for the day. . We can build a beautiful city.
I get home late from work tonight. Baby, my body's achin'.. Can't stop thinkin' 'bout you and me. And the love that we'll be makin'.. So I chill the champagne.
You watch me on your TV, say that my job is easy.. Say I am not athletic, you think my sport's pathetic.. . But you can't judge me 'til you've walked a mile.
had to see you one last time. theres something on my mind. how do i say what needs to be said?. the words are hard to find. . how about bitch give me my money.
I had imagination stirring in my head. The greener pastures, more comfortable than lying in your bed. You would sleep so tight to my every toss and turn.