Intro (curly Mcdimple)

Oh, you're so beautiful, baby.. Oh, your hair.. And I just, I love kissing your neck.. Oh, look at this little belly button. Look at that.. And I love you just...

Intro (a Tribute To Multigrain Bun)

In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl

I see you there. Behind the glass. I drop a quarter in the slot and then I watch as you. Shake that ass. I watch you grind. I watch you dance. I show you mine, you show me yours and when we're done.

If I Were Gay

Here we are dear old friend. You and I drunk again. Laughs have been had and tears have been shed. Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head. But if I were gay.

History Lesson

Stephen:I have to redo the vocals for Medieval Bush.. Friends: Why?. Stephen: Cause I said 1570's muff instead of 1470's muff and the medieval period ended at the beginning of the 16th century..

Hey Love

Love hurts. Loves a cruel master. Loves a killer. Loves a rotten bastard. . Hey love, Im done with you. Love will break your heart. I hate loving hating love.

Hermaphrodite

She's part girl, she's part boy. She's got parts everyone can enjoy. She's got more, she's got less. She's got her manhood tucked in her dress. . Is she a mister or is she a miss?.

Fuck That

Fuck That (forget That)

Halloween

Thinking of all the cool creatures that I will meet on this night. Ghosts and goblins and witches roaming the streets in moonlight. Bowls of candy and goodies, delicious and waiting in store.

Hallelujah

I want to write you a poem. That stands the test of all time. A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, a note. With meter and rythym and rhyme. . I want it to speak of your virtue.

Half A Man

All my days. I live with my disgrace. I'm afraid to show my face. Or at least take off my underwear. . See I was born. Like a half way neutered pet. I don't have a matching set.

Gypsy; You Gotta Have A Gimmick

Hair

There's a hair on the soap. and it's short and it's curly. . There's a hair on the soap. and I don't think it's mine.

Grandfather

When Grandfather dies, life will be strange. When Grandfather dies, my whole life will change. When Grandfather dies, I'll scream and I'll yell. 'Coz I'll be fucking rich as hell..

Gerbil

(Verse 1). I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo. If Richard Geere can do it i can too. I get undressed, I start to lube. I stick the gerbil at the end of the tube.

Gay

here we are dear old friend. you and i drunk again. laughs have been had and and tears have been shed. maybe the whiskey's gone to my head. . but if i were gay.

Do I Hear A Waltz?; Do I Hear A Waltz?

For The Ladies

i kissed you on the cheek goodnight my love i said,. u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",. and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,.

For Me

The union of a woman and a man,. Touching for the very first time;. The gentle texture of a hand,. True love is always hard to find.. . And sometimes my penis aint as hard as wood..