CHORUS:. Keep your Jesus off my penis. Keep your bible off my balls. Keep your prayers out of my ears. And your crosses off my walls. You can keep the virgin mother.
Snow is falling in the city. Past the windows which cast a glow. Through the curtains, friends and flirtin. Christmas trees and mistletoe. Snow keeps fallin in the city.
CHORUS. Is it wrong. To want. To be loved by someone as lovely as you. (x2). . I saw her sittin cross a smoky room. She appeared to be alone. She had a face that make the angels swoon.
Meet Henry, our hero, as horny as you can get. Sat down one Sunday night to make a mistress of the net. He finally got the guts to click the link hed always seen.
CHORUS. I'm gonna piss on a hornet's nest. I'm gonna piss on a hornet's nest. I'm gonna piss on a hornet's nest. I hope I don't get stung. . Everybody's tellin me I shouldn't oughta do it.
Your birthday is coming. Dont worry, Im aware. Ive been trying to find you something. Just to show how much I care. But I just couldn't tell. 'Til I bought that Mademoiselle.
Sun comes into my room I jump out a bed. Go straight to the kitchen put some coffee on and toast some bread. Brand new morning, gotta get going,. Turn on the shower make it in before the water's flowing.
Maybe some day Ill decide to stop thinking. Get a job and achieve the approval of my neighbors. Buy myself a beemer and a condo out in Vail. Send my boys off to college if I can keep them out of jail.
Theres a rumor around that your loves going down. And you aint gonna stop it from dying. If as youve said, its long since been dead. Well how come your woman is still crying?.
Theres a monster in the toilet and he wants to eat your poo. So you better hurry up because hed just as soon eat you. Hes coming, hes coming, here he comes!!!.
To my dearest little sister, Sally Brown, its Charlie here. A lot of things have happened since you skipped town. For one, Im queer, for about a year.
My girlfriend got sick. And she needed a few things. But she couldnt get out of her bed. So she wrote me a list. She sent me to the drugstore. I went up to the sales girl and said.
Verse 1.. . when she sleeps at night. see i wake up. just to look at her face. no makeup. when she open her eyes. i fall in a daze. its like a love spell.
Last night I saw the world around me stop. Like I was falling, there was nothing I could do. When I saw your face in the crowded room, thats when I knew.
I was driving along the street. The one where we used to meet. We had each other. I would stay up all night and dream of us the day wed live together.
You're testing the water but you're already mine. Will it be hot or will you be fine?. How deep are we going? You never can tell.... Times up now you're swimming and you're caught in the swell.
The worst stays worst, but the better is forever. Pullin something clever ya try to flip the lever. You know you only live once forever is like never.
Something about you got me hypnotized. I cant think straight baby with you on my mind. Cuz its gets getting hard to figure out where we begin. And where we end Nothings forever but well be alright.
I was thinking about the day. When I was eight years old and stared away. At the sun until my sight began to fade. My eyes started to ache. Was it hate or was it fate for whats been done and was done?.