Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams. Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means. First I'm goin' shoppin' in my underwear. Then all of sudden I'm floating in mid air.
Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass. And there's no way we're gonna slow it down.. You say, "We've got to treasure each moment.". Who knows how long we're gonna be around?.
Had to park my car for just five minutes. Hato go inside to use the phone. Wen Icame out again my car was gone now. I didnt know it was a loading zone.
Had to park my car for just five minutes. Hato go inside to use the phone. Wen Icame out again my car was gone now. I didnt know it was a loading zone.
[parody of "mistake no. 3" by culture club]. The first steak I ordered,. It wasn't very hot.. I had to send it back,. Let 'em have one more shot.. But the second steak I ordered,.
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away. Naboo was under an attack. And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn. Could talk the Federation in. To maybe cutting them a little slack.
Weird Al Yankovic. Miscellaneous. Spy Hard. A man of intrigue. he lives for the thrill. Always has places to go. and people to kill. . Danger is the game he plays.
Sidius:. It's not the east or the west side.. Vader: No its not. Sidius: It's not the north or the south side.. Vader: No its not. Sidius: It's the Dark side.
Your sports team is vastly inferior. That simple fact is plainly obvious to see. We're gonna kick your collective posterior. Of course you realize we're speaking figuratively.
[parody of "maneater" by hall & oates]. Oh, oh, here she comes.. Boy, she likes that processed meat.. Oh, oh, here she comes.. She's spameater!. . Related.
There's just one place to go, for all your spatula needs. Spatula City. Spatula City. . A giant warehouse of spatulas, for every occasion. Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size, and colour.
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I've learned a few things in my life about snails. They don't care for salt and they leave icky trails. It's pretty darn hard to tell one from the udder.
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you don't. Peter Paul Almond Joy's got nuts. Mounds don't. . Related. . The 18 Greatest Revenge Songs of All Time.
I'm never satisfied with three meals a day. While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away. Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light.
When you've get some weed and know where to smoke. Take a tumb tack and an empty coke can!. Put some holes in it and break up your bud. Throw it on the top and now you can smoke some some!.
Things just haven't been the same. Since the flying saucer came. Now the aliens are on the loose. . Well, we tried to hold 'em back. Tried to ward off their attack.
What is this song all about? Can't figure any lyrics out. How do the words to it go? I wish you'd tell me, I don't know. . Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no.
I starred in every high school play. Blew every drama teacher away. I graduated first in my class at Juilliard. Took every acting workshop I could. And I dreamed of Hollywood.
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