"This is a song...". "This is uhh, This is a new song...". "It's through the eyes of one of the important people alive,. "The Lunchlady". [Laughing]. .
Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen. . Transcribed by a fan. . M1: "hey, it's great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun".
Schnine. He's a pretty good guy. He's nice to his neighbors. You can count on him to buy your school candy bars. He's a real nic guy. He's always got the jumper cables.
I'm sittin' in my chair watchin' the TV. It's not even on, but there is plenty for me to see. I just lit some crazy ass shit. That my friend overnight-mailed me.
[Phone Rings]. [Mr. Spindel picks it up]. Mr Spindel: "Hullo!". Student: [Whispering] "Hey Mr. Spindel. How's algebra class going?". [Chuckling]. Mr Spindel: "Whut!?".
When I'm feeling down. And feeling sad. You come around. And make me glad. I got you. Oh, my little chicken. . I love your feet. I love your breasts. I love the way you eat gravel.
Here we go. . Piece of shit car. I got a piece of shit car. That fuckin' pile of shit. Never gets me very far. . My car's a big piece of shit. 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot.
Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel. . [silverware clicking]. M1: "can you pass the beats please? ".
What's the matter honey, are you not feeling well?. It's okay, Momma will take care of you. Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am. Dad just mumbles, "There goes my girlie son acting up again".
My mom bought you when I was just 13,. the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen.. She got an extra large so I wouldn't grow out,. "That's too big for you!" the other kids would shout..
Though I have been a fool for love. I have finally made my score. I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast. But she loves me the most. Even though she's a highly paid whore.
Spoken]. Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.. . [Sung]. You don't know how much I need you.. While you're near me I don't feel blue..
I'm a big fuckin' dick. I'm a pain in your ass. I drink all your beer. I'll eat the last slice. I'll give you charlie horses. I'll pull your shorts down at the beach.
Richie: "So ya doin' good?". Samantha: "Ya, I'm fine, how 'bout you?". Richie: "How good could I be? I haven't seen you in three hours.". Samantha: "Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall, and he.
"They wanna hear the thanksgiving song! All right..". "This is uhh, This is the Thanksgiving Song". "I hope you enjoy it.". . [Starts playing]. Love to eat turkey.
Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi. . Transcribed by a fan. . "and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch".
"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver.". . [Kids getting on the bus]. "How are ya, Bryan?". "Good morning, Lisa.". "Good to see ya, Tommy!".
"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor.". . [Mopping sounds]. Mop, mop, mop. All day long. Mop, mop, mop. While I sing this song. . [Sound of someone walking towards him].
"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher.". . [Lecturing]. [Writing on chalk board]. "Juan es muy guapo.". [Door opens, walking towards her].
"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a. prestigious college.". Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations.