Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky. It had the one long horn, one big eye. I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee". It looks like a purple eater to me.
Osama - yo' mama didn't raise you right. When you were young she must have wrapped yo' turban too tight. She should have kept you home on those arabian nights.
I've climbed up the Eiffel tower,. Floated down the river Nile,. Seen the bull fights in Madrid,. And watched those Señoritas smile.. Been a tourist with my camera, at the ruins of Old Rome..
My Dad, never climbed Mount Everest. Never wrote a novel, never won a Pulitzer Prize. My Dad, never planned a freeway,. Never made a million, like some other guys..
Misty. Ray Stevens. (Erroll Garner/Johnny Burke). . Covered many times, this song has had at least. four top 40 appearances, with one of the best-known.
Well when I was kid I'd take a trip. Every summer down to Mississippi. To visit my granny in her antebellum world. . I'd run barefooted all day long. Climbing trees free as a song.
He was born in the little farming town of Winterset. On the new frontier. a Midwest native son. But his star would shine as bright. as any star can ever get.
Well, when I was young I had a job. with the Fire Department Rescue Squad. and we got a call one day to get a cat out of a drainage line.. Now the lady was frantic and the day was hot.
Do you have that rundown feelin', does your head go reelin'?. Are you nervous, jumpy or on the edge?. Is it neuritis, neuralgia, a head cold or stress?.
Well, there once was a feller named Willard McVane. And he only had just one thought on his brain. Every evening about midnight he'd sneak off alone. And call the same lady on a pay telephone.
When I'm calling you, ooh. If you answer too, ooh. . That means that I offer my love to you. To be your own. If you refuse me, I will be blue. And waiting all alone.
Many, many years ago when I was twenty-three. I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
Theres a lot I dont understand. Theres so much that I dont know. Lately, Ive been thinkin bout the wild gods of Mexico. . Mr. Campbell says they was feathered serpents.
I hear our President talkin' bad,. About the way we live here in this country,. Harpin' on the wars we fight,. An' gripin' 'bout the way things oughta be..
Well a woman I love is named Ramona. She kinda looks like Tempest Storm. And she can dance like little Egypt. She works down at the snake farm. . Chorus:.
[Mama]. Hello?. [Osama]. Hello Mama, This is Osama.. I'm in a geisha house in Yokohama.. I swear I don't know nothing 'bout no tennis shoe bomb.. I'm a nervous wreak, W's breathin' down my neck..
He was born in Oklahoma. And his wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz. He's not responsible for what he's doing. His mother made him what he is. . CHORUS:.
I saw this ol' dog he was chasin' this rabbit. I saw a dog a'chasin' this rabbit. I saw this dog he was chasin' this rabbit. It was on Sunday, about noon..
Well, a strange thing happened the other night. You won't believe it, but I swear it's true. Harry the hairy ape made his escape from the city zoo. And under cover of darkness he made his way.
Here they come down main street, drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin', what a roar. Bands are a playin' and flags are a waivin, and the Vanguard's and Motorcycle Corps.