Going Out Like That

It's been awhile since she put that red dress on. And slip into those high heels. She's got a couple of guys blowing up her phone. And she loves the way that feels.

Enough

He tells me he's working late. He tells me that he can't stay too long. So I turn the lights off. I fall asleep before he's home. Tomorrow I'll wake up alone.

Your Bozo's Back Again

What do you say when you write with no words?. (Feeling). Feel a song that's never been heard?. (Sing it). . How do know if you did it all?. (Answer).

Would Jesus Wear A Rolex

Woke up this mornin', turned on the T.V. set. There in livin' color, was somethin' I can't forget. This man was preachin' at me, yeah, layin' on the charm.

Vacation Bible School

well, where i grew up in talapusa. when summertime came we all use'ta. go to a place called vacation bible school. . we'd look up verses in the bible.

Too Drunk To Fish

Recitation. Now me and Harold this buddy of mine decided that we'd go fishin'. one time, so we drove to the lake with my brand new bass boat. I. brought the fishin' poles the pork and beans the saltine crackers.

There's One In Every Crowd

The Streak

Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news. That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There. Seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see.

The Pirate Song

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. . "Avast there mates, ye're sailin'. With Long John Black Beard. Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook.

The Deodorant Song

Do you want your love life to bloom?. Do you lose your charm. When ya raise your arm?. . Then run out and buy some. Tear out and get some. Search around and find some.

The Cat Song

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. . "Avast there mates, ye're sailin'. With Long John Black Beard. Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook.

The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (the End?)

Blue Cyclone, Oooh.... . Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back. And left me at home by myself to batch,. And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream..

The Ballad Of The Blue Cyclone (the Beginning)

Blue Cyclone, Oooh.... . Well my wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back. And left me at home by myself to batch,. And after five straight nights of TV I was ready to scream..

Thank You

Reporters on TV. Show protesters in the street. Someone burns a flag. To show just how they feel. Well I just can't believe my eyes. As they spit on the stars and stripes.

Southern Air

Southern Air, Southern Air. If you're flying down to Dixie you won't find a cheaper fair. Southern Air, Southern Air. Yeah they'll treat you like kinfolks.

Sittin' Up With The Dead

Well out in the country we didn't have mortuaries. and so it was always customary. For the undertaker to do his job. and lay your kin out there at home..

Shriner's Convention

Here they come down main street. Drums a flailin' and the sirens a wailin', what a roar!. Bands are a playin' and flags are a wavin'. And the Vanguards and Motorcycle Corps.

Sergeant Preston Of The Yukon

Well, in the frozen north of the Yukon. Lived the king of the Royal Mountie Force. Sergeant Preston was his name. King his dogs name was. . He had a big red coat and a big black boots.

Santa Claus Is Watching You

Now baby doll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum. Honey-bunch, angel face. You know you better be good. And act like two fine lovers should. Be careful what you say and do.

Safe At Home

Remember back when working hard. That baseball games and grandma jar. Appetites grew strong in the Georgia sun. . 'Bout the time you could smell the meal.