I'm big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty. Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly. You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger. Walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger!. Ain't no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear.
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts. I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super PACs. We all know what went down in that 2008 election. You're a decent politician with a winning complexion.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. SHERLOCK HOLMES! VS BATMAN!. BEGIN!. . Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck. I had Alfred read your books, he told me they suck.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. . BABE RUTH!. VS. LANCE ARMSTRONG!. BEGIN!. . Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression. I'll let you be the second fat women hearing my confession.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY. ADAM VS EVE. BEGIN!. . This battles gonna end like every arguement does,. with you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub,.
Epic Rap Battles of History!. Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Rafael versus Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Rafael! Begin!. . (Artist Leonardo).
Four score and 65 years in the past. I won the Civil War with my beard. Now I'm here to whup your ass. I've read up on your facts. You cure cancer with your tears?.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. THE GHOSTBUSTERS!. VS!. THE MYTHBUSTERS!. BEGIN!. Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches. Who can manage to be boring with explosions and crashes?.
I've been in this game too long. I'm a public servant. Have been since I met MLK in person. I'm a woman of the people, that's for certain. You're a man of the people who don't like turbans.
[Intro]. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY. GUY FAWKES. VS. CHE GUEVARA. BEGIN!. . [Che Guevara]. Guevara the terror, fresh Kangol wearer. Ill rhyme slayer from the 60's era.
Iwisa, meet Caesar, he's a commander!. Who thinks he can dance with cold men in the Savannah!. When I go hand-to-hand with you, I go hammer!. Knock over stone, wrap it up in its own banner!.
Your smile breaking me off[?]. Taking some time out. Away from the places. Where you'll never fall. . [chorus]. I catch my breath. I try to tell you. And you've heard it before.
Instrumental. . Related. . Match These Taylor Swift Songs to Her Ex-Boyfriends. . Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody video hits 1 billion views on YouTube. . NEW SONG: Blink-182 - 'Happy Days' Lyrics.
This dream lasts forever. It goes on and on (it goes on and on). This dream lasts forever. It goes on and on (it goes on and on). . [chorus]. I want your special smile.
I'm waiting for the earth to turn green. Everything you are. Is in the sun that shines. I'm waiting for the wheels. To turn to bring you home. I see the people in the postcards that you sent.
Related. . The 18 Greatest Revenge Songs of All Time. . Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody video hits 1 billion views on YouTube. . NEW SONG: Blink-182 - 'Happy Days' Lyrics.
All I wanted was your time. All you ever gave me was tomorrow. All I wanted was your time. All you ever gave me was tomorrow. . And tomorrow never comes.
Sometimes I think about the?/pain/?. The things I've seen and read. Sometimes I feel about the inhumanity. The dying and the dead. You wonder how they got that way.
There's a room in this place. And the room is called heaven. Lights go out on me. Then I get to see. The room called heaven. The room called heaven. .