Ho ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?. I want the Billy Gilman action figure. . What about you Suzie?. I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene.
Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal. He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his wheels. When he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot.
Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal. He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his wheels. When he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot.
Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC). . It's Thursday night down at Taco Mac. It's like a can of sardines the way the place is packed.
Jag önskar att pengar kunde köpa mer, här står jag med en sextusenkronorsjacka och en ny garderob, hur gött är det?. De borde sett mina fel, ja så lätt att flyga upp men jävligt svårt att komma ner..
The first time that I stole a song. I changed the words as I sang along. Got a laugh, so I did it again. Gave me a great idea. . I changed 'breathe' into 'breath'.
She said, "Hey plow boy done ate half a cow. And I can still hear your big old belly growl. So I steamed up the mess of fresh broccoli for you. You've got calories to burn and some pounds to lose.
I don't want another fruitcake. I don't need another ugly tie, no. Heard they had a sale on go karts. Down at Wal Mart, ho, ho, a good buy. Got no money in my pocket.
Parody of Cadillac Style by Sammy Kershaw (M. Peterson), Ray Stevens Music (BMI).. New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd, Billy Lawson, and Mike Curtis, La-Po Music (BMI)/Sony ATV/Cross Keys Music (ASCAP)/Michael Everett Curtis Publishing (ASCAP).
I can smell the onions floating in the air. Must be something that you ate. I can't imagine how your mouth must taste. Forgive me if I turn away. . The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees.
I can smell the onions floating in the air. Must be something that you ate. I can't imagine how your mouth must taste. Forgive me if I turn away. . The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees.
I was sitting there with my fork in hand. Staring at my lousy ravioli can. She walked right in and said to me. "Is there any way that I can make your day complete?".
All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth. (What?). Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each. I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth.
Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie (Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (ASCAP).
I'd be a fool to want to get to know you better. and I'd like to think I didn't know you well. I'd be worried if I knew you to the letter. so I've forgotten to remember how to spell.
You know a man does have to eat him somethin'. . I love candy bars, eat them all the time. My combo meal's are super sized. And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang ding dongs.
Ce soir je pense toi. mon amour inconnu.. J'attends un signe de toi. sur cette terre où es-tu.. J'attends je ne sais quoi. d'infini, d'absolu. mon amour où es-tu..
Hey, everybody welcome out tonight. Hope you're having a good time out there. Don't forget about your waitresses and a coming up next. We got Sheena on the main stage.
Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP). . He-he-he-he-he lets see here now...one...nine hunderd....
She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars. A quart of sweet tea, and fried pork skins. Can't get enough, eat still she's stuffed. Goes to the bathroom, then she comes back again.