Oh gosh, here we go again. A fella can't get no rest around this joint. . Oh well, she got up this morning at six a.m.. She was as grumpy as can be. Not a snowball chance of sleepin' late.
Oh gosh, here we go again. A fella can't get no rest around this joint. . Oh well, she got up this morning at six a.m.. She was as grumpy as can be. Not a snowball chance of sleepin' late.
What time is it? 6:30 in the morning my gosh. Willie, Willie, what are you doing over there?. Building the Taj Mahal? It's Sunday morning, it's 6:30. Can't that wait till Monday?.
She bosses me around dang near all of the time. She may be my wife but I won't kiss her big behind. No matter how much she whines. . Now I've been working hard for way too long.
Go to sleep little baby. Before the boogie man gets you. And when you awake we'll pat a little cake. And ride the pretty little pony. . Shh, uhu, it's okay, ah, you so cute.
Parody of "Where the Green Grass Grows" by Tim McGraw (Jess Leary/Craig Wiseman), Song Matters Inc. (ASCAP)/Leary's Tavern Music (ASCAP)/Daddy Rabbit Music (ASCAP)/Famous Music Corp(ASCAP)/Almo Music Corp. (ASCAP).
Parody of "Whatever You Say by Martina McBride (Ed Hill/Tony Martin) Careers-BMG Music Publishing Inc./Music Hill Music/Hamstein Cumberland/Baby Mae Music (ASCAP).
You see I'm always talkin'. When I should be drivin'. But everybody does it these days. . You say I'm gettin' cancer. Every time I answer. Yeah, whatever you say.
Parody of We Are the World by USA For Africa (M. Jackson/L. Ritchie) Brockman Music (ASCAP) Warner Timberlake Music Corp. (BMI). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch, & Daniel Sarenana, BLT Publishing (BMI) Bruce Burch Music (SESAC) Daniel Sarenana Publishing Designee.
June, wake up, June. The tree's on fire, June, oh no. . Love is a Christmas tree. But don't think any old tree is safe. Some have a long expire. Turn your house into a funeral pyre.
She's got tattoes on her backside and a car jacked up out front. my neighbor next door is an old old whore and she's off on a husband hunt. spends her days in the laundra mat washing and drying tube tops.
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb. . Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind. Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a dime.
Don't tell her what it's worth, third rock from her thumb. . Well, he walks in the pawn shop, one thing on his mind. Wants to buy a diamond but he doesn't have a dime.
Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI). New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee..
Parody of For A Change by Neal McCoy (S. Seskin/S. Sherrill). Love This Town Music (ASCAP)/All Over Town Music/Tree Publishing Co.,Inc./New Wolf Music (BMI).
Let's dance, uh. "Yes ma'am, is Charlotte Johnson at home by chance?. Uh, yeah, ma'am we're supposed to have a date tonight. Where we going? I'll tell you where we're going, swinging".
Well I went down to a Music City function. Where I just heard a song that I had to howl out. My lawyers told my to proceed with caution. Or I'd make a whole lot of songwriters mad.
Parody Of Stinkin' Problem by David Ball (Ball/Shamblin/Ziff). Almo Music Corp./Hayes Street Music/EMI-April Music (ASCAP). Low Country Music/New Court Music (BMI)..
Rumors emanating from the North to all the Poles. Outsiders speculating. Who's designing Santa's clothes. He's the newest face in Christmas. . And soon the world will know.
You climbed up on the bus said that I'll do. just about anything that you want me too. I got tickets to your show from the radio. they were free!. . I said "you got the wrong bus".