(Chris Clark/Cledus T. Judd/Robert Lange/Shania Twain). . If Shania was mine, wouldn't be proud of me,. Couldn't hardly blame her 'cos I'm so durned ugly..
Parody of Any Man Of Mine by Shania Twain (S. Twain/R. Lange) Loon Echo Music (BMI)/Zomba Enterprises (ASCAP). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Cris Clark, La-Po Music (BMI)/Chris Clark Publishing Designee..
Bill Whyte/Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark. Steve Ivey Music (ASCAP)/Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC). . Every time a country awards show comes on my TV.
A B C D. Are you gonna drink the rest of that beer?. Sorry, I fell down. But it's my thirteenth round. Woo!. . Been drinkin' kamikaze shooters and Royal Crown.
Well me and Bobby Ray was goin down to a pickup joint just outside of town,. You know a metting market, where you pick up chicks. Well knowing Bobby Ray as i do, He'll be goin home alone before the night is through,.
I remember hearing LeAnn Rimes. When she sang blue what sounded like Patsy Cline. And I love that group SheDaisy. But don't they sound a lot like Destiny's Child.
We got owners, favorite drivers. Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner. And we got rookies, advertisers. Like, let's say, "Havoline, Target, Sharpie, Caterpillar.
Yeah, I was always the lazy one, a Southern Californian. But I've got some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixon line. So this summer just for fun, hopped in my DeLorean.
Richard Fagan/Joe Collins, Of Music, Inc (ASCAP/Life's A Pitch/Joe Collins Music (ASCAP)/Foray Music administered by EMI Music (SESAC). . Hey hoe come on lets go.
Been together four years and had five kids. So we did the right thing and finally got hitched. We tracked down the preacher after altar call. And proceeded to the VFW Hall.
They talk way too much. Spend music way to little. And what they usually play ain't really all that great. What's up DJ?. . Seems all you play each and everyday.
At the Christmas pot luck dinner at the holy roller hall. They don't allow no drinkin' of any alcohol. So my aunt Hazel makes a juice without the use of liquor.
Christopher Clark, Of Music (ASCAP). . HANKENSTEIN. . Midnight in Montgomery. Full moon shining on a shack. Where a country music legend is about to be brought back.
Parody of Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer by Elmo & Patsy (R. Brook), Kris Publishing Co./Elmo Publishing (SESAC). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd and Bruce Burch, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Publishing (SESAC).
Well, a couple of good friends of mine, Elmo and Patsy, wrote me. And said they'd written the perfect country Christmas comedy song. I said, "No, you didn't, you didn't mention nothing about".
Now he's a wonder boy toy. Had a major win spurt. Likes the hershey highway. And readin' Martha Stewart. . He's winin' lots of races baby. and the coveted Winston Cup.
Be very very quiet, we are huntin' somethin'. . Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men. Set in our backwoods ways. Both members of the huntin' club. Both active in the NRA.
She's been playin' them low life honky tonks. For thirty years in Texas. She's sick and tired of all them Reba songs. They keep requestin'. . She's about to lose her voice, her hair's fallin' out.
She's been playin' them low life honky tonks. For thirty years in Texas. She's sick and tired of all them Reba songs. They keep requestin'. . She's about to lose her voice, her hair's fallin' out.
With so much drama in the L-B-C. It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G. But I, I somehow, some way-hay. Keep comin up funky ass shit man every single day, and.