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Skoal: The Grundy County Spitting Incident
Parody of Sold: The Grundy County Auction by John Michael Montgomery (R. Fagan/R.Royer), Of Music (ASCAP)/RobbRoy West Music (BMI). New Lyrics (Skoal) by Cledus T. Judd and Chris Clark La-Po Music/Chris Clark Publishing Designee..
Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (parody 'sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident' - John Michael Montgomery)
(Chris Clark/Richard Fagan/Cledus T. Judd/Robb Royer). . Sadie, pull this car over.. Let me get a can of skoal.. . Well, I went down to the Grundy county auction:.
She's Inflatable
She's so squeezable, please-able. Unbreakable, she's inflatable. She's an arm full of sex appeal. Can't wait until I get her home, yeah. . She's incapable of being difficult.
She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (parody 'bigger Than The Beatles' - Joe Diffie)
She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars. A quart of sweet tea, and fried pork skins. Can't get enough, eat still she's stuffed. Goes to the bathroom, then she comes back again.
Shania I'm Broke
Let's get jiggy with it. . My front won't crank, I owe the bank. I'm gonna pay 'em back but right now I can't. My record went gold half a million sold.
Shade Tree Mechanic
Well, his house was nothin' more than a big junkyard. A retirement home for old lawnmowers and them blocked up rusty cars. He couldn't read or write a word and he stu-stuttered when he spoke.
Santa Claus Is Watchin' You
Now baby doll, sweetie-pie, sugarplum. Honey-bunch, angel face. You know you better be good. And act like true fine lovers should. Be careful what you say and do.
Riding With Inmate Jerome
A parody of "Riding With Private Malone" (Written by Thom Shepherd and Weed Newton. Recorded by David Ball). New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd.
Ricky Tidwell's Mama Is Gonna Play Football
Uh, Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete. He was a big strong boy that was quick on his feet. And every college in the country wanted Ricky blocking on their line.
Refried Beans
Last Friday evenin'. I went to dry heavin'. Bent over double in pain. From out of my mouth. And right on a new Lexus. One hell of a load I sure swang.
Record Deal
(spoken). (Paul does this kind of thing every day,). ( Like what skip a rehearsal?. You know we got the CNA awards tomorrow night!. What are we gonna do about a drummer? ).
Quit Teasin' Me Ed
Cledus T. Judd/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Music Genesis(ASCAP). . Hey Cledus, Whad'ya get in the mail?. . He-he-he, got a letter from Ed.. . What's it say?.
Psychic To The Stars
I was starin' a hole through CMT. Watchin' everybody else who'd been waitin' for me. I thought by now I'd been a household name. After all I had if 'Shania was mine'.
Plowboy
Plowboy, ain't that funny, plowboy?. . Well I'm a packin' up my truck and I'm a head down south. Where real men packa lips with dips in their mouth. Start a moonshine steal sleep in a tent.
Please Take The Girl
Arnie's Daddy said he'd take him fishin'. If he'd just dig the bait. He said, "Get lost, Dad, I'm watchin' mud wrestling. Go jump in the lake. . Why don't you take that neighbor girl?.
Paycheck Woman
Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife. If your gonna lay around and sleep all day. You better work third shift a night. In a carpet mill or a truck stop, even if it's for minimum wage.
Only 364 Shopping Days 'til Christmas
Only 364 more shopping days 'til Christmas. The kids have already started making out their wish list. All of those brand new toys they opened up this morning.
One Jack Off
Every Friday night I go to bubba's hardware store. and give the secret knock on the private stockroom door. good ol' boys are shootin craps playin' five card stud.
New Car
Come on you no good worthless piece of foreign. Wait while I get me a royalty check. I'mma buy me an American made car. Piece of junk. . People always shout obscenities.
Natalie
They come off soundin' pretty pompous. Each time they open their mouth. You can't believe it when you hear it. What they let come rollin' out. . Don't know, why they're so super-hateful?.
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