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Funny Man
I was the class clown,. I kept them laughing out loud.. Known all over town for turning frowns upside down.. I guess it's just a gift that God blessed me with,.
First Redneck On The Internet
Well, Lordy, mercy, I's in a mess. My wife run off with my TV set. Didn't bother me none that she had to go. 'Cept I's gonna miss all my TV shows. . So I looked up to heaven, got down on my knees.
Every Light In The House Is Blown
I told you I'd leave some flairs on. In case you ever wanted to find my home. You frowned and said. Well the dang Law should arrest ya. . Now this old house keeps falling apart.
Double D Cups
Now double D cups are utterly incredible. At Mardi Gras and Spring Break they're usually quite visible. But you there sweet lady have a good set of breasticles.
Don't Serve Beans
I'd like to welcome everybody again and say how good it is. To see you out at the annual Holy Roller Hall Christmas fund raiser. And up next we have a fellow who we've all come to know in love.
Don't Mess With America
They never should have messed with New York City. They don't want none of old Uncle Sam. We stare right in the face of terror. And you know Lady Liberty still stands.
Did I Shave My Back For This? (parody 'did I Shave My Legs For This?' - Deana Carter)
A mason jar full of shine, a CD of Leann Rhimes. Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight. Now here I stand with my petunias in hand. And you've got a headache again.
Did I Shave My Back For This?
A mason jar full of shine, a CD of Leann Rhimes. Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight. Now here I stand with my petunias in hand. And you've got a headache again.
Coronary Life
Cledus at the kitchen table. Short of breath, legally disabled. Wife walks in, she's so surprised. Can't believe I'm still alive. I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy.
Cledus' Christmas Ball
Ho ho ho ho ho, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho. And what do you want for Christmas little Sam?. I want the Billy Gilman action figure. . What about you Suzie?. I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene.
Cledus Went Down To Florida (parody 'the Devil Went Down To Georgia' - The Charlie Daniels Band)
Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal. He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his wheels. When he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot.
Cledus Went Down To Florida
Cledus went down to Florida, he was lookin' for a car to steal. He was in a bind, ten payments behind, so the bank reposed his wheels. When he came across this old man down at Jalopy's Used Car Lot.
Cledus The Karaoke King
Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC). . It's Thursday night down at Taco Mac. It's like a can of sardines the way the place is packed.
Cledus T.
The first time that I stole a song. I changed the words as I sang along. Got a laugh, so I did it again. Gave me a great idea. . I changed 'breathe' into 'breath'.
Cledus Don't Stop Eatin' For Nuthin'
She said, "Hey plow boy done ate half a cow. And I can still hear your big old belly growl. So I steamed up the mess of fresh broccoli for you. You've got calories to burn and some pounds to lose.
Christ-mas
I don't want another fruitcake. I don't need another ugly tie, no. Heard they had a sale on go karts. Down at Wal Mart, ho, ho, a good buy. Got no money in my pocket.
Cadirac Style
Parody of Cadillac Style by Sammy Kershaw (M. Peterson), Ray Stevens Music (BMI).. New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd, Billy Lawson, and Mike Curtis, La-Po Music (BMI)/Sony ATV/Cross Keys Music (ASCAP)/Michael Everett Curtis Publishing (ASCAP).
Breath (parody 'breathe' - Faith Hill)
I can smell the onions floating in the air. Must be something that you ate. I can't imagine how your mouth must taste. Forgive me if I turn away. . The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees.
Breath
I can smell the onions floating in the air. Must be something that you ate. I can't imagine how your mouth must taste. Forgive me if I turn away. . The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees.
Bake Me A Country Ham
I was sitting there with my fork in hand. Staring at my lousy ravioli can. She walked right in and said to me. "Is there any way that I can make your day complete?".
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