Some kids have it, some kids don't. I was eleven when I was signed. I was on the CMA's and. Y'all thought that Vince Gill sang high. . Then puberty played a trick on me.
Parody of "My Town" (written by Jeffrey Steele and Reed Neilsen recorded by Montgomery Gentry). New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd and Christopher Clark.
Hi ho Silver, away!. . After my show thought I'd have a little fun. Hopped on a horse Lord he sure could run. Well I got a butt kicking when the police finally caught me.
Yeah. Alright. Way to go. Ooooooh. Ooooooooh. Way to Go, Yeah!. alright..... . On a dark country highway,. in my candy-apple corvr. a strong smell of colidas.
I've been known to lay here. And watch TV all night. Flippin' through the channels. But can't find the thing I like. . What happened to my favorite shows.
I met Shania Twain and I met ol' Tim McGraw. Billy Ray Cyrus and little David Ball. A little bit of luck and my life would be complete. There's a little bitty blond that I'd really want to meet.
It was the fight before Christmas when all through the house. No furniture left standing, no TV or couch. Our aquarium, heck they even knocked over my Chia Pet.
They come off soundin' pretty pompous. Each time they open their mouth. You can't believe it when you hear it. What they let come rollin' out. . Don't know, why they're so super-hateful?.
Parody of "Man Of Constant Sorrow" (Traditional). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC).
Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin (Robbie Rosa/Desmond Child), Warner/Timberlane/A Phantom Vox Publishing (BMI)/Universal Music Publishing Group (BMI).
Buddy I'm sick of shootin' at clay. Dreaming of opening day, how 'bout you?. Yeah me too. The only thing I want to do is hunt with you. Kill a bird or two go get your gun.
Cledus T. Judd/Chris "P. Cream" Clark/ Cledus Crap Anthems(SESAC)/Of Music, Inc. (SESAC). . I got a buddy named Stacy Fay. He's been known to stay up for days.
Lately I've been thinkin'. About this crazy life I live. All the things that I've been given. And just what I have to give. . Oh, I may not be a rich man.
I could tell the way she held me. Out on that sawdust floor. That later on that evening. It be Katie bar the door. . No wedding band was a showin'. But I wasn't looking too hard.
The kids screaming, phone ringing. Dog barking at the mailman bringing. That stack of bills overdue. Good morning baby, how are you?. . Got a half hour, quick shower.
Well, I start runnin' a fever. Every time he opens his mouth. She's been gawkin' at Jackson. Ever since his first song came out. . Oh, she loves Alan Jackson.
"You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches". "I'm gonna miss you too, Bub". "Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days. But now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone".
"You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches". "I'm gonna miss you too, Bub". "Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days. But now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone".
I was down in mexico puttin' on a little show but noone was laughin' at the jokes I told no. I guess my perides but trasnlate. then my tummy started rumbling from the tacos I ate.
They're my Indian in-laws. Came to visit me and my squaw. Been here for a month y'all. I'm 'bout to lose my mind. . I'm sick and tired of her paw-paw.