All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth. (What?). Two gold front teeth with a diamond in each. I'd be a G if I could have two gold front teeth.
Parody of "A Night To Remember" by Joe Diffie (Max T. Barnes/T. W. Hale) Curb Songs/Kinetic Diamond II/Rob 'N Reily/Songs Of Peer, Ltd./Gramily Music Publishing (ASCAP).
You know a man does have to eat him somethin'. . I love candy bars, eat them all the time. My combo meal's are super sized. And I crave the stuff they put inside those dang ding dongs.
Hey, everybody welcome out tonight. Hope you're having a good time out there. Don't forget about your waitresses and a coming up next. We got Sheena on the main stage.
Cledus T. Juss/Bruce Burch/Vern Dant, La-Po Music (BMI)/Bruce Burch Music (SESAC)/Music Genesis (ASCAP). . He-he-he-he-he lets see here now...one...nine hunderd....
She cooks with lard, loves hot food bars. A quart of sweet tea, and fried pork skins. Can't get enough, eat still she's stuffed. Goes to the bathroom, then she comes back again.
(You're treating me wrong you're breaking my heart). The clothes that I wear are shabby and old but I'll never spend your silver and gold. Each night I'm alone we're drifting apart.
Would you care if I should leave you would you care if we should part. Would your heartache just a little tell me darling would you care. Lift your eyes to mine my darling let me see the love like that.
They say don't go on Wolverton Mountain. If you're looking for a wife. 'Cause Clifton Clowers has a pretty young daughter. He's mighty handy with a gun and a knife.
The snowflakes fall as winter calls and time just seems to fly. Is it the loneliness in me that makes me want to cry. My heart is sad like a mourning dove that's lost its mate in flight.
As I look around me at unfamiliar faces my mind goes back to my boyhood days. And the lust and the crazy far off places. Oh the simple country boy to a life of disgrace.
One of these days I'm gonna take me a trip. I might as well cause you don't want me no more. Your kind of lovin' won't be easy to forget when you gotta go you gotta go.
I mushed from Point Barron through a blizzard of snow. Been out prospecting for two years or so. Pulled into Fairbanks the city was a boon. So I took a little stroll to the Red Dog Saloon.
Turn it around in your mind turn it around and see what you find. Look at our love from my point of view see all the hurt I'm going through. Just turn it around in your mind turn it around in your mind.
Tiger woman, I heard that you were back in town. (Tiger woman). Tiger woman, I heard that you were back in town. (Tiger woman). Just like a tiger woman girl.
I have seen the warships on Manila Bay watched the sun a setting on the way. I've sailed the seven seas I've crossed the Great Divide. There's nothing like this land of yours and mine.
Oh, there ain't gonna be no more. No there ain't gonna be no more. No more tears will I cry over you. . I don't need nobody to tell me we're through. I can see it shining in your eyes.
Don't come around me with those sweet lies. I don't wanna hear them anymore. I tried so hard to make a good girl out of you. It's all around now, that's the way the wind blows.
Sweet lovin' sweet lovin' can't you hear my pleadin'. You know that I'm needin' some sweet lovin' tonight. . Flowers love sunshine violets love dew angels in heaven know I love you.
I have a story I'd like to tell broken heart's knowin' only too well. And she knows why I feel the way I do. She gave me love and took it away blue sky has turned to a solid grey.