When you hear that I'm a cowboy. And I work the cattle trail. You probably assume I'm big and tough (big and tough). But the trail's worn me down. I don't wanna hang around.
Through the ages, through war, pestilence and sleet, the Celtic culture has survived, it's songs and dances passed from father to son, from mother to daughter, from uncle to goat. And though few still speak Gaelic, the ancient language of the Celts, all hearts are still stirred by the beautiful tones of this mellifluous tongue..
Once a year we celebrate. With stupid hats and plastic plates. The fact that you were able to make. Another trip around the sun. . And the whole clan gathers round.
Me work hard five days a week. Sweeping garbage from the street. Come home not want book to read. Not 'nuff pictures for me see. Sit right down in favourite chair.
The best things in life are not free. But you don't need to have money. To get the things that you want to own. You just have to get a loan. When you buy, small or large.
It's early in the morning, way before dawn. I down a cup of coffee put my lucky hat on. Get down to the water, before all the crowds. Gonna have more fun than the law allows.
Often on the weekend I'll jump in my car. I'll not fill up the tank although I'm going far. And if somebody asks me if I'm going to a bar. I'll say I'm shopping 'cross the border in the USA.
The table's set ant the turkey's out. Christmas is here, let out a shout. The family's gathered all about. Christmas, Christmas is here!. Everyone is wearing big smiles.
Special guest vocalist, Mike's dad: Bob McCormick. (Mike's dad appears courtesy of Mike's mom). . There once was a time when the country was wide. A time before cars and planes and minivans. So, to move things from one place to the other, the railroad was built. But it just didn't up and build itself. Nope, it was built by the railroad men. And among these men was a man among men among men among men among men among men, a man as tall as the sky and as wide as the land. A man who could lay track faster than anyone else could run. A man with the strength of ten men. His name was John Henry, and I'm not gonna sing about him. No, I'm gonna sing about a lesser know figure, one who doesn't deserve a song. A man as lazy as a thousand men. A man who could barely raise his own body off the ground. A man who was barely a man at all. His name was Mike McCormick..
I'm out on the range, surveying the land. Thinking of the job that's to be done. My life is hard but I don't mind. Men like me, that's how the west was won.
When I joined a band I thought my life was pretty cool. We'd stay in hotels with room service and pools. Sign body parts for fans. Check into rehab and smash up the van.
Can't think of anything to sing about. Not much out there to sing about. The world's okay, the weather's fine. No need to sing about that. . I'll sing about.
Let me tell you a story about scary Ned. Scariest guy to ever wet a bed. He had hands on his arms and eyes on his head. But they weren't his. . He'd go down to the market and try to scare the fish.
As a little boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll. Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold. Seven figure income from a six string guitar. Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars.
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass. he's gonna kick your ass. he's gonna kick your ass. Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass. 'cause you've always been a rotten little brat.
Ohhhh.... Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass. He's gonna kick your ass. He's gonna kick your ass. Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass.
My country's bigger than most. And if asked I boast. 'Cause I'm really proud. So I shout it loud. Though our numbers are few. We will welcome you. . Although we don't have history.
Who's the guy with all the tests? He's. Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!. A white lab jacket, a hypodermic. Sam, the guy from "Quincy"!. He doesn't care if you're alive or dead.
There won't be any presents this Christmas. No goodies in your stocking. The milk and cookies that the children left out. Will be left untouched beside the sink.
Hi kids!. Welcome to the Uncle Bobo show!. Are you ready to sing?. Come on, let's go!. Billy and his family went on a holiday. They went down to Florida to laugh and dance and play.