Founds total 12287 songs
Proud To Be A Banker
I'm proud to be a banker. I'm proud to be a banker. I'm proud to be a banker. 'Cause I get to play with other people's money. I'm having a lousy day. I burn my toast and spill my coffee.
Proud To Be Canadian
Our fair country Canada is north of the USA. Our Maritimes are lovely and our prairies give us hay. You might think you Yankees are better than us Canucks.
New Car Smell
Our love is like a new car smell. Sooner or later it all goes to hell. Somebody farts or spills some taco bell. Our love is like a new car smell. . Our love is like a barbeque ignition.
No Sale/no Store
This week!. This week only!. No money down!. No payments till Spring!. No payments in Spring!. No payments in Summer!. No payments ever!. When?. This week!.
Oh God, I'm Santa Claus
Open my eyes, what a beautiful day. Just the type that makes me want to say hooray. I'm still a little fuzzy-headed from my sleep. Into my brain reality seeps.
My Voice Is Changing
Last night when I went to bed. With tangled hair upon my head. In every way I really was a kid. It happened without warning. When I woke up in the morning.
Losing Hair Under God
The Lord above. saved his only son. To spread the word of God. to everyone. Jesus cured the lepers, aw. And he healed the lame. But he left the bald men.
Malcolm
Billy solves his problems by calling up his mom. Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol. Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law.
Me Like Hockey
Me work hard 5 days a week/. Sweeping garbage from the street.. Come home not want book to read/. Not 'nuff pictures for me see.. Sit right down in favourite chair/.
Mounted Animal Nature Trail
On the Mounted Animal Nature Trail, you'll be sure to see. All Mother Nature's favourite pets, all sitting rigidly. They're never hungry any more, their last meal left them stuffed.
Lonely Lab Of Broken Hearts
I met you in biology in high school. You told me after college we'd be wed. You were my favorite lab partner. Till you ran off with that brilliant young pre-med.
Login To You (another Version)
You double-clicked my heart. You've upgraded my life. You booted up my hard drive. Please be my cyber-wife. You've logged into my soul. You've downloaded my dreams.
Log In To You
You double-clicked my heart. You've upgraded my life. You booted up my hard drive. Please be my cyber-wife. You've logged into my soul. You've downloaded my dreams.
Let There Be Guns
Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?. Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?. There'd be no more crime, 'cause everybody'd have a gun!. Wouldn't it be great if everybody had a gun?.
Let's Go Bowling
Well grab your shoes, and grab your balls. And lets head to those heavenly halls. Sit on down and grab a beer. Because bowling time is pretty near. . Tortured men forget their pain.
Killer Robots From Venus
About 6 months ago, someone came by with a petition. Said we'd wanna stop these folks moving in next door. I refused to sign and told him everyone was welcome.
Johnny Came Home Headless
Oh, Johnny was a tall man but his memory was short. He'd forget to duck at doorways and often he'd get hurt. I took good care of him for he had no family.
Kill The Dog Next Door
I once was a happy man of sound and stable mind. Then my neighbour bought a dog. He put a ribbon on its head to make it cute. But it still looked like a chihuahua.
I'm The Only Gay Eskimo
im the only gay eskimo. im the only one i know. im the only gay eskimo in my tribe. . i go out seal hunting with my best friend tarka. but all i wanna do is get into his parka.
Jesus' Brother Bob
If you haven't heard of me I wouldn't be suprised. I bet you know my relatives their names will never die. My mother is a saint and my brother is a God.
forgotlyrics.com is website search lyrics
Quick links
Contact
Please contact us via email: [email protected]
2016 © All Rights Reserved.