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I Am Cow!!!!
I am Cow, hear me moo. I weigh twice as much as you. And I look good on the barbecue. Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's. Made from liquid from my udders.
I Want To Look Like Arnold
I spend my days watching TV with a beer. (ooh-ahh, you're fat). This seems to have caused my upper belly to appear. (ooh-ahh, you're fat). Then one day, my woman went and left me.
History Is Made By Stupid People
Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antartica.. Columbus made history thinking some island was India.. General Custer's a national hero for not knowing when to run..
Horizon
From the deepest, darkest depths of...Whitby!. Comes this sordid tale of speed.... Murderous mayhem... Cataclysmic combustion.... Picturesque powered pistons....
Having Fun Is Bad For You
I used to go to all the parties. And make love to all the beautiful ladies. And I'd eat cheeseburgers with bacon and extra grease when I was. hungry. And drink Windex Colladas until my skin turned blue.
Heimlich Maneuver
I love you so much I need the Heimlich Maneuver. . The sun goes down on another day. A day where I haven't found love. I try to eat, but all I taste. is the flavor of a broken heart.
Goin' Huntin'
Well me n' my buddies we got us some beer. And a great big bottle of rye. And boxes of ammo and guns to go with 'em. And good old Charlie's glass eye.
Great To Be A Nerd
It's great to be a nerd, It's great to be a nerd. The only light we ever see is from our moniter. . We argue about comic books and Internet connections.
Dog Food Woman
Watchin' television one afternoon. Lookin' for a movie or a good cartoon. Stopped by a station's commercial break. When suddenly I'm faced with a heartache.
Don't Go Into Politics
George Washington was the president. But now he's dead (dead). Mackenzie King was Prime Minister. But now he's dead (dead). So don't go into politics.
Dad Threw Up On Christmas Day
Dad threw up on Christmas Day. He puked on the serving tray. The stuffing's come right out of Daddy dear. Now everybody's Christmas vacation. Will be filled with a viral infection.
Dangerous
Darling for you. I think of what I'd so. To keep you safe and sound. I would climb the highest mountain. I would swim the widest sea. I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground.
Christmas Turkey Blues
Hey kid, why the long face. Is it 'cause Santa Clause is flying right over your place. You've been a bad kid all year. So quit you snivellin' sucker and wipe up them tears.
Christmastime
It's the festive season. There's singing and shopping and joy. Santa's talking to children. The elves are wrapping toys. . The season's one of charity.
Christmas Is Almost Here
Chorus. Christmas is almost here (x3). Aaahhhggggrrr!. It's just five days till Christmas, I haven't done a thing. Don't even have a Christmas tree, I am panicking.
Christmas Sucks
One year I got a dog for Christmas. and I gave it to the boy next door. Then I gave him my bike and my mom's bank card. 'cause that's what Christmas is for.
Christmas Hangover
The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds. The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground. There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills.
Christmas In Ignace
It's Christmas in Ignace. Mommy's got a rock. she'll give it to Daddy. It's Christmas in Ignace (It's Christmas in Ignace). It's Christmas in Ignace. Daddy's got a rock.
Celine Dion
I think I've got a crush on Celine Dion. The way she beats her chest when she sings a love song. There's something about her makes me want to feed her.
Christmas Blues
Christmas is here, where did the time go?. Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and go. I use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worse.
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