EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. MARTIN LUTHER KING!. VS!. GANDHI!. BEGIN!. . You want to battle wits? see who's a better pacifist. I fought the caste system, but you still cannot touch this.
How you gonna battle? I invented hip-hopping!. My little tail swinging and my big ears flopping!. The Easter Bunny, baby. I deserve to be arrogant!. You ugly, rapist, pelt wearing barbarian!.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. Gordon Ramsay. Versus. Julia Child!. BEGIN!. . And that's how you make a perfect risotto. Right, Mrs. Child, welcome to the grown-ups' table.
Ho! What's wrong with your face? Baby, yikes!. With those teeth when you're through there'll be no dust left to bite!. Christ, newsflash, kid: this is show business!.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. GANDALF. VS. DUMBLEDORE!!!. BEGIN. YOU. SHALL. NOT. PASS!. I rap fast like Shadowfax. Tom Riddle me this, you bitch. How's your litle wand gonna beat my staff?.
Shakespeare:. Come bite my thumb. I hope you know the stakes. I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades. then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?.
[Verse 1: Albert Einstein. When I apply my battle theory. Minds are relatively blown". So take a seat Steve. Oops — I see you brought your own!. What's with your voice.
RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. DOC BROWN!. VERSUS!. DOCTOR WHO!. BEGIN!. . Ooh, actually, if you don't mind, it's just "The Doctor". Doesn't even really matter who. Who am I even talking to? Oh yes, you!.
Wake up, Scrooge, I'm about to take a Dickens of a dump. On this lonely, homely little miserable grump. I'm like the star on a Christmas tree, you're like the stump.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY. DARTH VADER VS ADOLF HITLER. BEGIN. . Adolf Hitler:. I am Adolf Hitler,. Commander of the Third Reich.. Little known fact:.
Oh, is it me?. Well here's my first issue. I barely even know enough about you to diss you. But you guys honestly think that I'd screw this feud up. And lose to the dude a huge toothy cootchie chewed up?.
Epic rap battles of history!. Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe!. Begin!. . Whose rap flow's the dopest? Marilyn Monroe's is. Overthrow pharaohs who oppose me like Moses.
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY. BOB ROSS. V.S. PABLO PICASSO. BEGIN!. Picasso: I am the greatest. the modern art Muhammed Ali.. I melt faces. call me MC Dali..
I've got the baddest fists of fury that the world ever saw. Defeat whole karate schools and motherfuckers with claws. How can you talk more shit, with my fist in yo jaw?.
I'm big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty. Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly. You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
I come strapped with six pistols and a dagger. Walk under the black flag with a scallywag swagger!. Ain't no parrot on my shoulder and no rings in my ear.
I'm not gonna let this battle be dictated by facts. I'm rich! I got fat stacks and super PACs. We all know what went down in that 2008 election. You're a decent politician with a winning complexion.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. SHERLOCK HOLMES! VS BATMAN!. BEGIN!. . Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck. I had Alfred read your books, he told me they suck.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!. . BABE RUTH!. VS. LANCE ARMSTRONG!. BEGIN!. . Before I let loose with this ruthless aggression. I'll let you be the second fat women hearing my confession.